Lil' Somer

[Lil' Somer @summmmatime]

I think by now I'm made of French fries & tequila

[Lil' Somer @summmmatime]

I juiced it with like 5 other things and I still feel sick from it an hour later

[Lil' Somer @summmmatime]

I will genuinely never understand how people eat grapefruit for breakfast bc that shit is NASTY

[Lil' Somer @summmmatime]

@KassidyCoplan I appreciate my high school body more now than I ever have before

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

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[Scott Darling @SDarling_33]

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[Lil' Somer @summmmatime]

@P_a_c_k_a_r_d @bradleyhowell96 It really is tho

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Ppl find any reason to make drama out of nothing lol

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Honestly still traumatized from being called Summer the Bummer as a child

[Sarai @sarailewisx]

Boys say “don’t get your lips done” or “don’t get a boob job” but then rate famous girls on insta with their lips and boobs done??? WE CANT WIN BRUV X

[Krist{u} @Krista_santa]

so i work at a nail salon and today a man called to make an appointment for his girlfriend. when he told me the date he informed me that he was going to propose to her that day and wanted her to have her nails done. I expect nothing less from my future husband.

[𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚈𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙴𝙽 🌻🦋 @xoxo_maryn]

if you’re in a “happy relationship” and you follow naked girls or constantly like pictures of naked girls you might as well just end that relationship in my opinion... no one should have to go out and find pleasure in other girls that aren’t their s/o but that’s just me

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Female kangaroos have three vaginas.

[Lil' Somer @summmmatime]

“Wait so chicken comes from a chicken so does ham come from a ham?” No Trinity, ham comes from a pig. @trinityjoyy

[AAA @autumnariel]

I always tell myself that I’ve lost my Minnesotan accent, then proceed to say “ope” 37 times a day

[Lil' Somer @summmmatime]

@trinityjoyy LoL hIlArIoUs