Sam

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[Jay’V @JayVTheGreat]

There shouldn’t even be a such thing as a trans child.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

“Tarik Skubal has been traded”

[𖤓 𝐋𝐢𝐨𝐧 𖤓 @Lionspectre]

Extremely rare Dem W

[Sean Frank @Seanfrank]

After having a kid, it’s just so funny to think about single people taking a vacation to unwind

Unwind from what? Sleeping in?

[Roland-Garros @rolandgarros]

ZVEREV ROLAND-GARROS CHAMPION 🇩🇪

#RolandGarros

[greg @greg16676935420]

I think I just figured out why California has such a big problem with fires

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Scam texts and calls are totally out of control. And they’re getting very sophisticated. You might still be able to identify the scams right away but it’s not so easy for your grandma. It’s going to get so much worse with AI. Now’s the time for an extreme crackdown. Scammers should get the death penalty. We should be doing drone strikes on the scammer compounds in Asia and Africa. Treat it like a national security issue, because it obviously is.

[fishious @fishquichee]

Showing up 20 minutes late to work with a huge ice cream cone

[Jackson the Great ☭⃠ @omgTrex22]

This goes hard if you’re stupid

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Erika Kirk seen crying: “She’s so performative! Look at those fake tears!”

Erika Kirk seen not crying: “Wow looks like she’s moved on pretty fast! Why isn’t she more upset??”

Erika Kirk seen laughing: “What’s so funny? Her husband just died!”

Erika Kirk seen frowning: “Why’s she scowling like that? What’s she so angry about???”

Erika Kirk seen existing in public: “She should be home with her kids! She’s abandoned them!”

Erika Kirk not seen existing in public: “Where is she? What is she hiding??? Why is she being so suspiciously quiet????”

Erika Kirk seen eating pancakes: “Look at this stupid bimbo eating pancakes! Too good for waffles huh?”

Erika Kirk seen eating waffles: “Really INTERESTING that she chose waffles of all things! Kind of suspicious if you ask me!”

[shadowbanned on strava ☘️🚴‍♂️ @onetruescotman]

I’ve been making this park suck for years!

[innocent bystander @innoc_bystander]

So as a society we’ve just accepted that 10 year olds can now drive Class IV electric motorcycles, that go 40 mph and have more torque than on Tacoma, on civilian sidewalks?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️

Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.

[Victor @HalToHell]

Certain people will look at this and say the lineup with first ballot Hall of Famers simply isn’t good enough instead of admitting that baseball, in small samples, is incredibly random

[Ed Latimore @EdLatimore]

You gotta have something besides consumption as a hobby.

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

Team USA is GOLDEN AGAIN! 🇺🇸

[BowTiedRanger @BowTiedRanger]

The nonstop “that’s bad for you” crowd has quietly emerged as one of the most annoying groups in the world and I’m tired of pretending they’re not.

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

It was just a hockey game.