Sumner Nelson

Analysis, investment, publishing, still a scheduled airline captain.

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@hurksgirl Thanks Misty!

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Received my own company-wide notice of mandatory retirement today.

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The latest Viagra commercial presents just one woman, attractive, mid-30s, walking a hotel room, tossing a football.

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What is it about Ann Coulter's daily behavior that allows it to be described as a "job"?

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Some have heard of my difficulties entering Houston grade school in 1959. I missed this playground event by minutes: https://t.co/fTejwvvrXd

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Ultimately, like it or not, we all engage in at least one big socialist investment: that given enough time and resources, capitalism works.

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Wednesday is Fed Funds Day, when USA food, drink, & nightlife become more like Greece, and the beaches all become legally topless.

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"If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong." — Joe Biden

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How many coin flips to properly determine: Watch the GOP debate tonight, or watch the Cubs vs Pittsburgh?

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Found enough time to watch "The Big Lebowski" one more time.

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So obviously, Alex brought down Jeff.

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Now available: Urine test for "False Conservatives" $9.95. Franchises available at local gas stations / truck stops in assorted colors.

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What are the benefits and detriments to ALPA's seemingly irrational policy stance: "There is no pilot shortage, only a pay shortage."

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How widespread is it that judges and magistrates follow their own religious beliefs first, and the written law only when convenient?

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@AlecAtSchool I don't believe in religion.

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"You can tell it's Mattel, it's swell!" http://t.co/FtOdNpbU3v

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Isn't it about time for another "Repeal Obamacare Party"? Free booze on the expense account and all.

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Good point. The Cleveland Browns season opens Sept 13th, and the Ohio GOP will forget all about a mountain in Alaska. So will cable news.

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How do I recognize whether something is truly "new and/or improved", or if it's just a politically correct replacement?

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Yes! Another impeachment opportunity as Obama oversteps his authority with Congress and renames Mt. Whatchamacallit to Mt. Denali.