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[kettlex @sumoktl]

@rawmilkhoney There is this breast implant that facilitates tissue growth and gets reabsorbed after so you’re just left with your fat tissue and nothing foreign, but they’re still undergoing clinical trials and it’s only for cancer patients as of now

[kettlex @sumoktl]

My cute watermelon, Gregory

[kettlex @sumoktl]

@KILLTOPARTY A man has to be a little unhinged to be respected

[kettlex @sumoktl]

@KILLTOPARTY Wtf is this dress

[♡ Demonetized Honey ♡ @rawmilkhoney]

I am a princess in a world full of people on some weird shit

[vel ☆ @angelgirlvel]

+100 aura if u a girl with long hair to ur hips

[saila @sailaunderscore]

Reading three or more books at once is sexually degenerate, poor pair-bonding. Maximum two. Ideally one is enough.

[kettlex @sumoktl]

@KILLTOPARTY I feel like it’s from waiting to have kids till you’re in your thirties

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@ZherkaOfficial Men liking this tweet when all they’ve had are bad SpongeBobs

[kettlex @sumoktl]

House cats don’t have LinkedIn

[kettlex @sumoktl]

I want to stay as a house cat

[kettlex @sumoktl]

@KILLTOPARTY Super cute head shape

[kettlex @sumoktl]

@KILLTOPARTY Your mom is so pretty!

[kettlex @sumoktl]

@KILLTOPARTY This is why I firmly believe in bullying your husband. If she were a bit bitchier, he likely would have seen the same level (if not more) of career growth and financial success as her. But because she accepted him for the loser he is, he never felt the need to improve

[kettlex @sumoktl]

@KILLTOPARTY I HATE having to pretend it looks nice just cause someone died

[kettlex @sumoktl]

@KILLTOPARTY 99% of women end up feeling regretful and embarrassed of their past. Very few women use it strategically to improve their socioeconomic status

[kettlex @sumoktl]

@aergloique @streetnoodle She has sloped shoulders and her collarbones are barely visible

[ColorVibe @colorrvibe]

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