Sumo

Idiot by nature, Metal Head, Christian, Internet Commentary

I love God, Sports, Freedom, and America

MAGA

Pronouns: Judas Priest

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@TooMuchSassForX I couldn't vote in 2016, I didn't vote in 2020 not for Covid but I just didn't vote at the time.

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@NewKivster @MillerStream Or maybe older women can be really attractive.

The fact that you can't separate a 20 something year old woman from a minor says more about your disgusting mind

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What the fuck, my guy? Older women are genuinely attractive.

The fact that you think this should probably get you on a restraining order from schools and playgrounds

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@MillerStream I think men feel forced to say they’re attracted to old women in order to not look like pedophiles

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@MillerStream @StephenZ3VON Why are you Groypers such disgusting people.

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"No officer, I'm only attracted to he because she's fertile" sounds even creepier

[Jon Miller @MillerStream]

all the usual suspects are drooling over this fossil with literally zero eggs in the crate. that to me is more disturbing than what they call “pedophilia” because it is a sign of a dangerous biological mutation in men

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@TooMuchSassForX What's more annoying are the Desimps that act so smug like everything will work once Desantis is in

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@CultureCasino He's a fuckin evil man is what he is

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Share a 10/10 album, a no skip trip!?
#IronMaiden

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@MarSco1979 @punt_rd Again I'm a big fan of everything from Black Sabbath to Sabbath Bloody Sabbath

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@MarSco1979 @punt_rd Ozzie also has 3 turds in Sabotage, Technical Ecstacy and Never Say Die.

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@MarSco1979 @punt_rd I think Sharon is going to try some Voodoo on you for mentioning Sabbath with our Ozzie that's actually better than anything Ozzie ever did

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@punt_rd Black Sabbath is my favorite, I'm replacing Vulgar Display of Power and subsisting Saxon's Wheels of Steel

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I'd put Megadeth over Testament but if a girl said this was her big 4 I'm getting on my knees and begging her to be the mother of my kids

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Left or right!?

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Left or right!?

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

"Paying for The First-Date Meal: The Tacit Microaggression"
"My Date Held The Door Open For Me. I'm Still Traumatized"
"Compliments: The Most Insidious Form of Rape"
"Where Did Male Chivalry Go?"

There you go, @Jezebel.
4 months of free headlines.

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@CollegeFBonX All won more games than last season

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@razorfist The fact that Homer is fat, stupid and bald actually describes most of Maiden's fans.

I'll just casually pretend I just didn't see them in concert last month

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@4TheCycle1 I'd love another 7 home game season.

Gotta give more chances for people to show up to The Rent

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@JesseGarciasae1 @CoachJimMoraFB @UConnFootball Is he victim to questionable play calling? Yeah at times. However we don't need to worry about how we win, we need to build a program that can compete. He's doing this.

What he's doing is making Uconn a football program that won't be a laughing stock

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@HarmlessYardDog I'm sorry for her, she's a witch that fled Salem to Connecticut