Storm Chaser

This is the real Storm Chaser, all the other storm chasers are just imitators. Anyone have a pillow?

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@LindsayLaDell yay yay yay yay!!!!

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My brother texted me if your boyfriend isn't worth it I'm going to make you pay me back for all this cleaning! Bahahah #bfmeetsfam

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@caitydid10 @YouTube ahhhhhhh kills me

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@dstytomatosauce hottie!

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Sometimes my bofy writes me sweet notes and hides them so when he leaves I find them. 😍😍 #winning

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@dstytomatosauce bahahahahahahahahha 😂😂😂😂

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Add to the top of my stupid list shooting myself in the head with a nerf gun while looking down the barrel. #dumbblondemoments

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I don't know what's more awkward a man in a trash can, catching me talking to myself or me catching a man in the trash can? #awkward

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Dating younger guys is weird. How do all these old people do it? #craddlerobbers

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They can genetically modify pigs to be minatire forever so are elephants next? #ineedone

[Storm Chaser @sumostormchaser]

@caitydid10 oh no!!! Rough day? They ship! Need me to send one?

[Storm Chaser @sumostormchaser]

@danyellswenson you're doing great! You just tweeted me!!! I'll buy you the twitter for dummies book!! 😂😂

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@danyellswenson finally! Tweet tweet

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Scroll through your news feed first 3 posts engagements and pregnancy. I know I'm behind but quit rubbing it in. #maybeillgetmarriedsomeday

[Storm Chaser @sumostormchaser]

Sometimes all your friends go to a baseball game without you and don't even tell you about it.

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When your friends are in a group message without you again!

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@dstytomatosauce love this what's it from! Hope it's not a book your holding out on me!!

[Storm Chaser @sumostormchaser]

"The one that wants me I push away. The one I want to give my whole life to I can never meet."

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