Simon Cosson

Owner & chief slave @Briarbakers. love pretty women, good food & nice cars!

[Simon Cosson @sumpythebaker]

@CroftyF1 can’t believe you actually used @achrisevans opening gambit, hope the race is less predictable… enjoy 😉

[Simon Cosson @sumpythebaker]

@BBCRadio2 OJ, re your fuel filler flap dilemma, if you look at the fuel pump icon on your fuel gauge, there is probably a little arrow. The arrow is pointing to the side of your car, where the fuel filler flap is. Might save a gallon or two in forecourt circles!

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@Lord_Sugar They will be known as the “Covonials” 😂😂😂

[Simon Cosson @sumpythebaker]

@PaulStanleyLive That’s a great line, maybe you could use it in a song sometime...😜😜😜

[Simon Cosson @sumpythebaker]

@theJeremyVine Ken Bruce

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@absoluteradio Grace Slick

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@Lord_Sugar He said FAST cars 😂 isn’t your Bentley quicker than that?

[Martin Brundle OBE @MBrundleF1]

Shouldn’t today’s UK headlines say ‘Economy still at a surprising 80% despite total lockdown. If you’re able to then spend some money in store or online. Buy locally where possible. Let’s save as many jobs as we can and we’ll all benefit. Work together. We can get through this’🤔

[Simon Cosson @sumpythebaker]

@PaulStanleyLive @scoob So, is that tv one of the screens from the EOTR Stage? Don’t tell me, it flips down, you stand on it, and it ascends you to your bedroom 😉😂 stay safe Starchild 🤞🏻

[Simon Cosson @sumpythebaker]

@genesimmons Front right? Dunno who that Joker is rear right, but he/she don’t look anything like you..😩 (looks more like @alicecooper to me!)

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@genesimmons @genesimmons I’m guessing you’re not hard up for a dime or two, so buy your lovely wife a new pair of Jeans ffs, poor kid has worn thru the knees on the pair she’s wearing - what will people think? 🤪🤪🤪

[Simon Cosson @sumpythebaker]

@PaulStanleyLive Probably the best write up I’ve read about the Hottest Band in the World. We wanted the best, @PaulStanleyLive & @genesimmons gave it to us - Fuck the doubters 👍🏻

[Simon Cosson @sumpythebaker]

@9162RF @AndyatAston No probs! It’s just an 8 mile trip, milk still chilled and Chocs still firm by the time I got them to my bakery! Then it was S+ Mode, and time to unleash the Beast 😉

[Simon Cosson @sumpythebaker]

@AndyatAston I think this should be included in the next advertising campaign! Who said Super Cars are impractical? Just made a trip to Cash & Carry in my beautiful & VERSATILE DB11 Volante #notjustforgolfclubs

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@DanPorsche992 @AndyatAston It’s all about Class - innit! 😂😂

[Simon Cosson @sumpythebaker]

@steveallenshow Steve, the Cat poo Coffee is called Kopi Luwak - it’s available from Amazon, can’t start the day without a mug... 😂

[Simon Cosson @sumpythebaker]

@alexthedarklord Blimey! For the first time ever, I’m actually wondering if OJ’s midnight caller phone was answered 😢. Appreciate it’s not your fault Alex, but I haven’t been this disappointed since the release of Smokey & the Bandit 3 #toomuchmusic

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@steveallenshow Steve! Re the guy who wants a Pink Range Rover - simply buy any colour Range Rover, and then get it Wrapped. He’ll then have the choice of whatever shade he wants, and when he sells it, he can de-wrap it, and it’ll be worth more than 5p, had it had been painted!

[Simon Cosson @sumpythebaker]

⁦@sideshow_kev⁩ here’s one for your bedroom wall 😂😂😂