Summertime

[Summertime @sumscho]

When you don’t need a juice box because you are already a snack https://t.co/HY3S2GiVr1

[Dalton Mauldin @DaltonMauldin]

When the team mom shows up with the juice boxes

[Summertime @sumscho]

*cracks knuckles*

It’s a bad day to be a tax return

[Summertime @sumscho]

This whole living in north Idaho thing… going to have a great summer at the lake and river, but too much racism here to live long-term.

[Summertime @sumscho]

@SamDotson10 New year’s, the 4th, Labor Day, and Thanksgiving (blackout Wednesday) are all good days ruined by excessive drinking

[Summertime @sumscho]

@birdbrainmd3 Skincare: 10
Makeup: 13
Shareware: 16

[Summertime @sumscho]

Am I pretentious or does anyone else lose all trust in a recipe when it says ‘4 tablespoons’ or ‘3 teaspoons’?

[Summertime @sumscho]

This is what those broccoli cut kids look like

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Baby penguin who is molting but hasn't lost the baby feathers on its head.

looking like a little beret

[Summertime @sumscho]

@NCWLIFE Last paragraph first sentence has a typo

[Summertime @sumscho]

Matilda was right

[Summertime @sumscho]

Parents with obese children should be investigated for child abuse

[Summertime @sumscho]

@clownworld I can’t even get gas without telling my boyfriend about it. I want to tell him everything. But imagine hiding this??? Wild

[Summertime @sumscho]

@PhillipMoore_ But you BOUGHT the NBA league pass

[Summertime @sumscho]

If I win the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs.

[Gannon Breslin @gannonbreslin]

Costco is now offering a 157-piece Le Creuset set for $4,500 that arrives at your home on a PALLET

Probably every kitchen item you will ever need. Worth it?

[Summertime @sumscho]

@DailyLoud It’s the equivalent of he MADE 2.5billion a year. Can’t compare net worth to annual income.

[Summertime @sumscho]

@sweatygay420 @MattHasTheMusic @edsbs Respectfully, that lifetime exclusion be workin, ma’am

[Summertime @sumscho]

In the 2.5 years we have lived here, we’ve had
- 1 car window smashed and robbed
- 1 bottle of piss thrown at the car (while driving)
- 1 doormat peed on by homeless man
- 1 bike stolen
- 1 forced-entry to our apartment by a known drug-dealing client
Excited to move to Idaho.

[Phillip Moore @PhillipMoore_]

I got my bike stolen today…..I went & stole it back 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Summertime @sumscho]

@PhillipMoore_ Getaway driver here 🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️

[Phillip Moore @PhillipMoore_]

@GlizzardPulls 🤣🤣🤣

[Phillip Moore @PhillipMoore_]

I got my bike stolen today…..I went & stole it back 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Summertime @sumscho]

We eat so much junk food as a society that whenever we eat real food it’s considered a ‘diet’

[Summertime @sumscho]

@mspaz01 @ACTBrigitte Don’t forget @benandjerrys