Louis

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

And if there are no kids involved, what’s the next cop out

[Tanner😈🌾 @TJ_KC13]

I never thought I’d see the day USMNT get accused of cheating. We have officially made it 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Jacob Smith 🏳️‍🌈 @jacobfhsmith]

Someone should ask if she thinks Bibi should be in prison.

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

Bosnians survived a genocide, Inglewood ain’t scary for them

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Zohran will unleash Sharia law in New York!

Also this wanton harlot must cover her body lest she tempt me with her blasphemy!

[Oz Katerji @OzKaterji]

Americans finally learning how dumb Scottish nationalism is

[Gleaning Things @GleaningThings]

@SilverBooknerd @tragic_endings_ Suggesting beauty is the result of greater effort reinforces the original point.

[An0malee @An0malee]

australia twitter right now is indistinguishable from an SEC fanbase when they lose

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

Dude wtf is wrong with niggas

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

woke is when there's a Latina in Miami

[Louis @Sun_king97]

@Cary_Bleasdale @note61763 @dispenseofgrace @cmonjussthetip Um acktuaullying the length of the torture is a great bit I must say

[Ozmodiar @cmonjussthetip]

Here's what will happen if these people ever abolish prisons:

If I or anyone in my family is ever the victim of a murder, rape, or theft, I will torture the perpetrator to death in my basement. Then I will display his mangled body on my front lawn as a warning to others.

Oh, you don't like that I'll be doing that? What are you going to do, send me to prison?

[Atomic Coyote @AtomicCoyote61]

@GroovySciFi As long as we keep twitter online there will be an endless supply of coal.

[C_R_Washman @C_R_Washman]

You have to be a special kind of stupid to think antifa or whatever is hauling bucketfuls of algae into DC and dumping them in a pond.

People like this make me question my commitment to democracy, because this level of idiocy does not deserve a seat at the grownup table.

[the autistic daughter of lorraine delacorte @notkimberlyno]

the discourse is so silly everyone is just having their own imaginary conversation

[Sasha Gusev @SashaGusevPosts]

I can't stand the discourse style in this comic and interview. When faced with difficult questions, the response is to argue that nothing is knowable and no term can be defined, followed by vaguely restating the question with scare quotes ("bad people how? safety for who?").

[Dave Thul @davethul]

Fact check- Juneteenth was passed by the US Congress.

Unanimous in the Senate.

415-14 in the House.

[Dan McClellan @maklelan]

No, there is no flash of light, just a release of zinc. This video shows an artificial flash of light caused by bathing an egg in fluorophores that light up when they come into contact with zinc & then artificially causing zinc to be released. This only confirms Anna’s ignorance.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Cuba for 60 years: we love communism, communism is the most important thing in the world to us, we'll be communist forever.

Cuba immediately after meeting Hasan: wow communism is insanely stupid.