TIM DILLON's real-world commencement speech ๐๐ญ
"Your generation's been fucked"
"Elon Musk has a trillion, a billion ain't nothin', and $100 million is a joke"
"You can't get a house. [It's] $3 million. A smoothie is $45. And an Uber is... $89... to go get in a suicide pod"
"And you'll continue to be fucked, and many of you will go insane"
"Elon Musk has a trillion dollars. You've got shit"
"Going to a steakhouse now for a meal costs what you pay for rent, so it's over for you"
"You will snap quickly. You'll be in traffic. You'll get the 15th job rejection, and you'll snap"
"We're putting you back in the bush. You're going back to nature"
"You're going back to the jungles again. You will fight for food. You will fight for water. You will trade and you will barter, this is your life now"
"[You'll] ask somebody for a ride so you can sell your blood or semen or whatever you got left. Unless you find a way... to go on Polymarket"
"It's actually just Polymarket for you, or you will live in your car, and you'll have to choose which one of your children to sacrifice, like Meryl Streep did in Sophie's Choice"
@TimJDillon
@LeftOn172nd@JamieBonkiewicz No donโt use the both party shit now when itโs not working in your favor, this is a failure and you know exactly who it is.