sunaten

valorantやめました！
原神とスタレやってます！

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右腕痛すぎる
ゲームしすぎて逝かれたのか？

[sunaten @sunaten7]

やったー

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ランクカップうおw

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ごきげんよう日本の皆さん

[sunaten @sunaten7]

これは砂漠です。←好き

[sunaten @sunaten7]

「David、お前は昔からラクダが好きだったね」
その瞬間、私は泣きました。
これは単なる投資ではありません。これは運命です。これは砂漠です。これは未来です。
日本の皆さん、あなたの人生を変える準備はできていますか？

[sunaten @sunaten7]

ただいま、俺

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To everyone who has followed my teachings, I must apologize.
For many years, I told you that the answer was hidden in the silence.
I told you to listen to the walls, to study the movement of shadows, and to count the seconds between the closing of one door and the opening of one.

[sunaten @sunaten7]

HELLO TRAVELERS 🌍✈️🔥
OUR AIRPLANE HAS NO WINGS 🛩️❌
NO PROBLEM 🚀🚀🚀
WE USE CONFIDENCE AS FUEL 💯💯💯
BOOK NOW BEFORE GRAVITY FINDS US 😭😭😭
THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH US 🗿🙏

[sunaten @sunaten7]

SHE SAID I AM NOT HER TYPE 😭💔
I SAID I AM NOT A TYPE I AM A LIMITED EDITION 🗿💯🔥
SHE BLOCKED ME 🚫📱
BUT MY WIFI STILL LOVES ME ❤️📶😭
GENTLEMEN NEVER CHASE WOMEN 🗿
CHASE THE AIRPORT WIFI INSTEAD ✈️📶🔥

[sunaten @sunaten7]

MY MOM HAS TAKEN AWAY MY WIFI BUT SHE CANNOT TAKE AWAY THE TRUTH 💯💯💯
THE NEXT TIME YOU EAT A BANANA, REMEMBER:
YOU DID NOT CHOOSE THE BANANA.
THE BANANA CHOSE YOU. 🍌👁️🚀😭

[sunaten @sunaten7]

🚨🚨🚨 URGENT MESSAGE 🚨🚨🚨
WHY DOES EVERY BANANA HAVE THE SAME SHAPE 🍌🤨
WHY DOES IT COME WITH ITS OWN PACKAGING 🤨🤨
WHY CAN YOU OPEN IT WITHOUT A KEY 🔑💀
AND WHY IS IT YELLOW????? 😭😭😭
I ASKED MY LOCAL SUPERMARKET MANAGER AND HE SAID "SIR PLEASE LEAVE" 💀💀💀

[sunaten @sunaten7]

HE DID NOT ANSWER MY QUESTIONS.
BECAUSE HE KNOWS. 👁️🗿
THE BANANA INDUSTRY HAS BEEN HIDING SOMETHING FROM US FOR CENTURIES 🍌📉
I HAVE STARTED MY OWN RESEARCH LAB IN MY BEDROOM 🧪🧪🧪

[sunaten @sunaten7]

MY NEIGHBOR SAID I NEED SLEEP BUT MY NEIGHBOR OWNS 14 BIRD FEEDERS 🗿🗿🗿
CONNECT THE DOTS PEOPLE 📈📈📈
WHY DO THEY WALK LIKE THAT???
WHY DO THEY TURN THEIR HEAD LIKE THAT???
WHY DO THEY NEVER PAY RENT??? 😭😭😭
I AM NOT AFRAID OF BIRDS.
BIRDS SHOULD BE AFRAID OF ME. 🦅🔥💯

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NO???? EXACTLY 💀💀💀
THEY ARE ALL ON ROOFS.
THEY ARE ALL ON ELECTRIC WIRES.
THEY ARE ALL LOOKING AT YOU. 👁️👁️👁️
YESTERDAY A PIGEON STARED AT ME FOR 11 MINUTES 😭😭😭
I STARED BACK.
IT DID NOT BLINK.
I BLINKED.
I LOST THE WAR. 💀💀💀

[sunaten @sunaten7]

MY WIFE LEFT ME ❌ MY DOG DOES NOT TRUST ME ❌ MY FRIDGE IS STILL RUNNING ✅
THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE 🚨🚨🚨
UNPLUG YOUR FRIDGE BEFORE IT UNPLUGS YOUR DESTINY 🧊🙏🔥

[sunaten @sunaten7]

WAKE UP PEOPLE 🚨🚨🚨
WHY DOES YOUR FRIDGE MAKE NOISE AT 3AM 🧊🤨🤨
WHY DOES IT STOP WHEN YOU OPEN THE DOOR 😭😭😭
EXACTLY 💀💀💀
THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING INSIDE 🗿👁️
I HAVE BEEN INVESTIGATING FOR 47 DAYS AND MY ELECTRICITY BILL IS NOW $900 💸💸💸

[sunaten @sunaten7]

DM ME 📩

[sunaten @sunaten7]

日本の友達、こんばんは。私はあなたに大切なことを伝えるためにここに来ました。
あなたは毎日働きます。あなたは毎日学校に行きます。あなたは毎日電車に乗って、コンビニでコーヒーを買って、夜になったら疲れたと言います。
BUT HAVE YOU EVER ASKED YOURSELF WHO IS BUYING YOUR TIME?

[sunaten @sunaten7]

「David、お前は昔からラクダが好きだったね」
その瞬間、私は泣きました。
これは単なる投資ではありません。これは運命です。これは砂漠です。これは未来です。
日本の皆さん、あなたの人生を変える準備はできていますか？