THICC MINT YOONGI 🐌⁷ | Baltimore D2

OT7 | they/them | ao3 - sunbaescout 🔞

[THICC MINT YOONGI 🐌⁷ | Baltimore D2 @sunbaescout]

A “hear me out” pitch deck fic. It’s like all my dreams are coming true.

[Vesta⁷ saw BTS 🌱 @Agustvolcano]

AU where Jimin tells the members that he is ready to settle but he is awful at picking someone so he gives them the task to find him a husband, like an arranged marriage. As joke, of course
But Yoongi spends the whole week trying to convince each member that he is the best choice

[THICC MINT YOONGI 🐌⁷ | Baltimore D2 @sunbaescout]

@Agustvolcano

[marirang (MAC) VAI VER O BTS @incorrect_sobi]

agnus - konstantin koborov but its yg harem 🐺

[THICC MINT YOONGI 🐌⁷ | Baltimore D2 @sunbaescout]

@Hellonootme > Because until we do, we're just the little guys being turned against each other to distract us from the people making money off of us at everyone's expense.

[THICC MINT YOONGI 🐌⁷ | Baltimore D2 @sunbaescout]

@Hellonootme > creative communities whose material was used for generative AI without permission or compensation and what restorative justice looks like, or how we need to be demanding regulation for economic and environmental protections, let's have those conversations. >

[THICC MINT YOONGI 🐌⁷ | Baltimore D2 @sunbaescout]

@deepslowpanic @naturallyvante first day on the job HR JK needs you to please sign the Code of Conduct. It was due by EOD last Friday and he can't go on lunch until you respond in Teams.

[clem is seeing bts @kooxed]

look at my lawyers omg we're winning this case so bad

[THICC MINT YOONGI 🐌⁷ | Baltimore D2 @sunbaescout]

@deepslowpanic They blow raspberries on each other's tummies.

[THICC MINT YOONGI 🐌⁷ | Baltimore D2 @sunbaescout]

@Hellonootme i need the author to get in my dms so we can make fun stuff together

[THICC MINT YOONGI 🐌⁷ | Baltimore D2 @sunbaescout]

@asterasun @Hellonootme @lunarteaspoon we were just talking about how this beauty could use a sequel 🥰

[THICC MINT YOONGI 🐌⁷ | Baltimore D2 @sunbaescout]

@suga_my_1776 It did, it was so good. I loved it. Still internally screaming about it tbh. I miss you too 🥺

[THICC MINT YOONGI 🐌⁷ | Baltimore D2 @sunbaescout]

YESSSSSSS. Here we go! This checks all the boxes and more.

[LilSugaInMyCoffee @suga_my_1776]

Kiss Your Waist and Ease Your Mind

💞 Explicit
💞 3.9K
💞 Established #yoonmin
💞 Alpha YG / Omega JM
💞 Sub YG / Dom JM
💞 Fluff and Filth and Kinks... Oh My
💞 Written with @Franquit0writes
💞 A special birthday gift for our dear friend @cial_yg

https://t.co/G0GkopYSrf

[THICC MINT YOONGI 🐌⁷ | Baltimore D2 @sunbaescout]

oh.... this was literally me procrastinating

[THICC MINT YOONGI 🐌⁷ | Baltimore D2 @sunbaescout]

I did it! I reverse engineered fiction writing and I GET IT. I am about to be SO FAST at procrastinating in some other way.

[THICC MINT YOONGI 🐌⁷ | Baltimore D2 @sunbaescout]

@nevermined17 His fluffy hair is my new omega nest

[GLISTEN @GLISTEN_J]

@ j.m 💬 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
🔗 https://t.co/Bl6CKvNjSD

[THICC MINT YOONGI 🐌⁷ | Baltimore D2 @sunbaescout]

Oh look. It’s Cryptid Cantina.

[The Best Viral Vids🔥 @TheBest_Viral]

I was thinking differently for a minute
I was just getting settled

[THICC MINT YOONGI 🐌⁷ | Baltimore D2 @sunbaescout]

@petalsfortaegi right? like they don't think i'm gonna try to outsmart myself?