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Y’all really gonna scroll past without saying meowdy?

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If Elon were as cool as he wants you to think he’d have given Twitter to dril. but he didn’t because he’s a fucking dork with no imagination.

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You can literally just say you’re a chiropractor and people will be like awesome here’s my spine

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Friends would have been much better if they all decided to murder Ross like any other reasonable group of people would.

[PolarJohan @PolarJohan15]

The next time you're incline to believe anything that any police officer says ever, ESPECIALLY press releases or social media posts, remember:

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I didn’t think I’d see elected men use “it’s just a prank bro” to excuse legitimate human trafficking until at least 2024

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@tedcruz They’re literally still in the same state Tedass

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I suggest we get a baby tortoise and make it a national oracle instead

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Society has progressed past the need for a president shit makes no sense anymore. People can read and travel and use the internet now we don’t need to keep trying to pick one fuckin guy to be the mayor of 1/2 a continent? Useless.

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Important information

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25 is when I grew out of my rich older man phase so I actually think maybe these ladies are dumping Leo’s crusty old ass

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@skatie420 I showed up a day early and sat in an empty classroom for 10 minutes on the first day of my 6th year of college.

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Muhammad just told me in Syria 5/5 dentists recommend the toothpastes

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Something abt the length of my arms and the height of most balls. I am sorry for the pain I have caused throughout my life.

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

Enjoy the nice weather this week end and keep hydrated water rearly works cheers

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Homeopathic overdose

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Being an organism is so difficult

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@megynkelly @airfrance @AirFranceUS Maybe you should be more responsible for your own possessions. Sounds like a personal problem to me.

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Absorbing ur twin in the womb is murder.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[(ง’̀-‘́)ง @sunbrnz]

Kids these days don’t even ask if you got games on your phone they just pick it up and say “passcode pls”