colette

hi

[colette @sunbubbi]

orlando bloom is lowkey such a serenely beautiful name

[colette @sunbubbi]

shouldn’t have smoked that shit now i’m on the northernlion super cruise

[colette @sunbubbi]

do NOT talk to the blue m&m.

[colette @sunbubbi]

made henchman 21 in tomodachi life cuz he’s the goat

[colette @sunbubbi]

flonne

[JOE GLEASON @J0EGLEAS0N]

Humiliating myself in the name of hilarity…

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

Me and this big dick just chilling on the couch lol hope nobody comes down the chimney that would be random

[colette @sunbubbi]

i used to have this pink critter that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of it and it was sopping wet all the time 😭 i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

[colette @sunbubbi]

turns out it was my niece prank calling me so i told her i was calling the cops

[colette @sunbubbi]

getting spammed by the same phone number with a robot voice asking me to confirm a purchase of 6,000 labubus so either someone is committing a crime or im about to get insanely rich

[colette @sunbubbi]

getting spammed by the same phone number with a robot voice asking me to confirm a purchase of 6,000 labubus so either someone is committing a crime or im about to get insanely rich

[colette @sunbubbi]

DAAAAAAN DORI!!! BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE PIKMIN !!!!!

[colette @sunbubbi]

@ToasterJoshua this is literally colette bait and by jove it worked

[phage @clubmoss_]

noopy btw if you even care

[colette @sunbubbi]

"we're having guests honey get out the fine china"

[colette @sunbubbi]

it seems relaxing

[colette @sunbubbi]

honestly id love to go to the backrooms that shit seems like it would be vacation

[colette @sunbubbi]

we used to be a proper country