princess

twitter is the new myspace. for me at least.

[princess @sunburntouttn]

sorry i was too busy performing queer theory on your mom last night to care

[sage 🧚‍♀️ @btwnrevolutions]

Sexting so insane you gotta download Signal

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey man sorry for being weird and evil last night. It’s just that I’m weird and evil

[27. @dimvji]

oversharing online is so important cause what if someone needed to know that

[buffalo kennedy @rlycuteguy]

The worst thing they don’t tell you about break ups is that you just keep the fetish you developed from her

[random mitski's. @randomitskis]

and when marceline starts perfoming pink in the night by mitski is when they are gonna hit the yuri towers.

[miri @mishtimere]

the dead horse is beating me

[10qi @_10qi]

having a princess complex but all my friends are leftists so im getting publicly executed

[$ @mrelikesosa]

beer is for dykes who make all the decisions

[🔞◼️▪️RoastedMellows▪️◼️🔞 @Ch4rcoalStains]

being told to shave and wax as a transman feels as if my wings are getting clipped

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[иυll🍉 @spider_butch]

being horny during a heatwave is the highest level of torture for the modern day lesbian

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Just got home from a 12 hour first date. This is about to be the best two weeks of my life

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

you gotta fetishize sweat because it’s only gonna keep getting hotter

[smokeybear🧸 @_bitterbaby]

I’m so embarrassed by all the pathetic and desperate shit I’ve done in an attempt to feel loved, and I’m more embarrassed that nothing has ever worked.

[▸ ron ! @cl0wntism]

once you turn 20 this just becomes the cycle of your life

[7\ chris @MU5TK1LLZ0MB13S]

it feels so strange no longer yearning for an ex and having no romantic figure in your life