Not-So Slim TWEETMAN

“Cactus-Loving Crackhead”

[Not-So Slim TWEETMAN @sunburstpulp]

“Ironic that the ice man was a lice man, now I’m fucking bald”

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

He gotta have a small role or else he’ll eventually call Mary Jane a Mulatto Tar-Baby

[Not-So Slim TWEETMAN @sunburstpulp]

@Akademiks Saying this while hanging out with Jared gay ass lol

Go eat a pastrami sammich ya fat fuck

[Not-So Slim TWEETMAN @sunburstpulp]

@ComplexMusic DJ Akademiks argues with his DoorDash driver too

[Not-So Slim TWEETMAN @sunburstpulp]

I showed my nephew the Justice League intro from the cartoon and he was unimpressed…

…now I gotta slump this little mfer

[Not-So Slim TWEETMAN @sunburstpulp]

The comment section look sound like a bunch of ex felons fighting in a gay club

[𝝟𝝞𝝥𝗚 𝝟𝝙𝝞 @king_kingkai7]

One of Kendricks Biggest Glazers finally sees the light and wakes up from the Psi Op that was "NOT LIKE US." He begins to realize that Drake beat Kendrick lyrically and Iceman is undeniable. He also sees through Kendrick's hypocrisy. The world is finally healing🧊

[Not-So Slim TWEETMAN @sunburstpulp]

How my homie looks at me after I start dating a girl they told me they like

[Not-So Slim TWEETMAN @sunburstpulp]

I get the joke, but this the type of food they used to make on 4chan

[daz @MetamateDaz]

You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.

[Not-So Slim TWEETMAN @sunburstpulp]

@DiscussingFilm DOES THAT SHIT SAY LIONEL BOYCE?!?

[Not-So Slim TWEETMAN @sunburstpulp]

So I need @A24 to push out those Backrooms vinyls ASAP

[Not-So Slim TWEETMAN @sunburstpulp]

Me, trying to stay awake for a 3 hour movie

[Not-So Slim TWEETMAN @sunburstpulp]

“The Backrooms is actually racist” tweet officially hit my timeline and all i can say is i missed you retards

[Not-So Slim TWEETMAN @sunburstpulp]

@TrevorTDK Ayooooooo lol

[Not-So Slim TWEETMAN @sunburstpulp]

@assahwayofalca @KINGJARED300 @inglewoodSiR @dejonpaul_ Imagine this is your big comeback when Drake is sniffing the seat of a 16 year-old lol

[Cockus Flightball 𓅘 @CQCKVS]

Cuzz Lightyear

[Not-So Slim TWEETMAN @sunburstpulp]

This Pennsylvania mayor obviously has zero motion and is a hater

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Pennsylvania Mayor slams ‘Love Island USA’ contestant Sean Reifel for quitting his police job to be on the show:

“Our police department spent a lot of time training and we paid thousands of taxpayer dollars to send him to the police academy. We are disappointed he left as we now have another vacancy in our department that is impossible to fill until next year. I never thought I’d see the day in America where reality show participation wins out over being a police officer.”

[Not-So Slim TWEETMAN @sunburstpulp]

Green Book except Mahershala Ali isn’t a pussy

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

👤MARK WAHLBERG👤
👤YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II👤
👤GIANCARLO ESPOSITO👤
👤NICOLE BEHARIE👤

🎥BY ANY MEANS🎥

◻️A NOTORIOUS MAFIA HITMAN AND A YOUNG BLACK FBI AGENT TEAM UP TO INVESTIGATE THE MURDERS OF CIVIL RIGHTS LEADERS IN 1966 MISSISSIPPI◻️

🚨IN THEATERS SEPTEMBER 4TH🚨

[Not-So Slim TWEETMAN @sunburstpulp]

@Domthgreat @JaiIpose

[Not-So Slim TWEETMAN @sunburstpulp]

@realtalokan @kbotkilla Bro talking to you like you’re on the top shelf, mane