If girls in Miami can go out and have a 5 star luxury night out experience without having to have sex with the promoters what makes these Toronto bum ass losers think they are entitled to a woman’s body bc of a bottle of Azul and a cramped section. Quickly
not a single person has wondered whether dolly's life had any meaning because she didn't have any kids. it's almost like your legacy is about what YOU do with your time here; not how many people you can make.
I miss when a nigga would take you on a date and you fuck around and be with him allll day. Be then did 5 different things in that one day. These new niggas pay for one thing and the date over, ion like that.🥴🥴🥴🥴
when i was 14 i peed my pants from laughing too hard and that’s like way too old to be peeing your pants and i was with a group of people so i panicked and jumped fully-clothed into a creek to hide it and my bestfriend jumped in with me in solidarity and we had to
It’s hard to imagine living a life so well that when you die, the entire world, a world that hates each other, stops for a minute to all talk about how awesome you were.
In honor of Dolly Parton I’ll be turning up my sexy for the rest of my life. Tits and ass will be entering every room before the rest of my body does. TYVM💕