KD

An ocean-obsessed, green haired weirdo.

[KD @SundayLuxe]

@CommBank Seriously? This is the third time in as many weeks, and it’s getting super frustrating. Think it’s time to change banks 😕

[𝑀𝑎𝑀𝑎 𝐵. @mskaybelle]

Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry?

58.

Please don’t delete me.

[Mark D. McCoy @m_d_mccoy]

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Grimes and Elon Musk are the Kardashians for people who watch Rick & Morty

[j @javaun___]

We don’t joke about this one

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Are you trying to tell me a thimble is not made for babies to take shots?

[Jhay @jhayusb]

tweet aged like fine wine

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

what’s your birthstone? mine is rock bottom

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

POV: it's been one month since you got quarantined with a guy you spent the night with

[Hank Showers @schauer_me]

Unfortunately the stuff I ordered online did not bring me happiness but I will be conducting the experiment three to four more times just to make sure

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

me starting a new hobby i'm supposed to enjoy

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

POV: It's been 7 days since you got quarantined with a guy you had a one night stand with

[pj @nemlocc]

when the coronavirus tweets are funny but ur still lowkey kinda concerned

[Chel 🍒 @cinderCHERELla]

How my mother feels about these cheap flights😂😭