SundazeWithJake

The ramblings of a degenerate.

[Patrick Newcomb @ThreeWiggle99]

Great afternoon with my friend. Always enjoy the time I get with @garyplayer #1stClass

[PGA TOUR Americas en Español @PGATAmericasESP]

What a year Patrick Newcomb!

A #pgatourla champ last March, he won twice on @PGATOURCanada this summer and today secured a #WebTour card.👏🏼

[SundazeWithJake @SundazeWithJake]

I leave the door open on purpose so my room mates can hear the action. He walks up the stairs and she is just riding me like a bull!

[SundazeWithJake @SundazeWithJake]

*sits down at table*
I need to spit
I need a cup
I gotta pee
*gets up walks away*

Good to see ya Dirty Mike.

[SundazeWithJake @SundazeWithJake]

I don't need a drink, but you gotta get a look at this bartenders ass. -Dirty Mike

[SundazeWithJake @SundazeWithJake]

I mean she was a solid 10, but she was crazy. I mean like psychotic. -Dirty Mike

[SundazeWithJake @SundazeWithJake]

Today's Sunday brought to you by Dirty Mike. "No means yes, and yes means anal" @zkm_58 @tdenney2 @LarBear_80 @m_ranos @KlingeleJ

[Zack @zkm_58]

Mom: "what are you doing tonight?".. Me: "Larry's coming down".. Mom: "oh lord" @DylanDeFauw27 @LarBear_80 @rachelhorton_ @Noraa_Dickburd

[Larry Sciortino @LarBear_80]

@SundazeWithJake I'm well on my way to a muffin top... My belt line is screaming!

[Larry Sciortino @LarBear_80]

@SundazeWithJake I suffer from dickey-do syndrome.. my belly stick out farther than my dickey-do!

[SundazeWithJake @SundazeWithJake]

When the fireball hits you.

[SundazeWithJake @SundazeWithJake]

I need to get married soon. Cuz I plan on getting divorced a couple of times. #SundazeWithJake @tdenney2 @LarBear_80 @KlingeleJ

[Larry Sciortino @LarBear_80]

@SundazeWithJake I'm looking for the one right now.. I swear shes black as hell, and I just cant see her!

[Larry Sciortino @LarBear_80]

@SundazeWithJake "Have you ever been to africa on a cold dark night... Lions will eat ya up!" @cris_kringle30

[SundazeWithJake @SundazeWithJake]

My plans for the weekend.

[SundazeWithJake @SundazeWithJake]

*Vinegar stoke* "Uhhhhaaahhhggghhh" #SundazewithJake

[Zack @zkm_58]

Wow. Followed by @SundazeWithJake & @KlingeleJ all in one day? #SundazeFundaze

[Tim Denney @tdenney2]

Do yourself a favor and follow @SundazeWithJake for some light hearted humor. It's a way of life.

[Larry Sciortino @LarBear_80]

'Its hard to believe at one point we were americas future. What happened?' -@cris_kringle30 @tdenney2 @DylanDeFauw27