@Amtrak this was the first ride in a while. Yikes. Downgraded from business class, limited cafe options due to "technical issues", stopped 4x for engine trouble, and now have to wait for another train to pick us up because we're "dead in the water". WTF???
Back by popular demand, in time for the DNC, the trump footlong! Order it with hot sauce if you want it extra angry! JD jelly not included, unless you rent the relish room, but stay away from da couch fuckerz!