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artist, library nerd, pittie parent

32, they/them

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇦🇺 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

Meet Bruce Taylor, of Taylor Farms. This man makes huge contributions to Trump so his lettuce is never inspected. So far, this man has given us E. coli, and cyclospora.

He does NOT allow his lettuce pickers to take bathroom breaks.

Kroger brand lettuce is actually Taylor’s.

[kate ❀⚢ @pagetxmariska]

want to impress older women? literally just put in a little effort to make them feel special cos they ain’t used to that (stan twt editing skills coming in clutch)

[dubsea @dubseatv]

Jimothy has Officially Made it to the Big Leagues ❤️⚾️ #DUBSEA

[sydcarmyholic @ursuchafklberry]

the is the most trinity santos thing ever 😭

[todd dillard @toddedillard]

every interesting person I know is interested in a lot of things and every uninteresting person I know is interested primarily in themselves

[lyn @xogremlyn]

he’s shaped like a friend

[𓆩nemo𓆪 @donthurturself8]

save the world for them. stop climate change for them. destroy all data centers for them.

[Greg Daly @GregDaly]

Years ago a friend ordered ‘The Odyssey’ for bookshop he worked in. His boss was incredulous. ‘Why?’ ‘Well, it’s a classic. We should stock it.’ ‘A classic!? That’s not a classic! This is a classic,’ he said, reaching for and brandishing ‘Ulysses’.

[Henry Shevlin @dioscuri]

“Our age of bronze is collapsing.”

“Oh no great Odysseus, what’s the cause?”

“Don’t be reductionist, Eurylochus. There’s no single cause. Persistent stressors on the palace economies, seismic activity, migration, disruption to the tin trade…”

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DolphinMossad]

1995: oh cool you can buy books online now

2026: the company that owns Whole Foods and Lord of the Rings is experiencing setbacks with its space program

[THEO♅ʙʀoмɪc @theobromic_]

using ai to make a fake trash-filled filipino pc cafe with straight mud floors for clickbait when the actual footage shows a much different reality

[GIGAZINE(ギガジン) @gigazine]

人間には読めるのにAIには別の文字に見えてしまうフォント「Decoy Font」が登場

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Holy shit: ICE gave a gun and a badge to a man who threw his 13-year-old daughter through a coffee table and threatened to slit her throat!

[sitka ($jimothy maxxing) @sitkapetrodolla]

Jimothy with his family as a baby

[arin sang-urai @photojuice on IG @thatarin]

If you are waiting to see THE ODYSSEY, would highly recommend THE RETURN, a tighter, grizzlier telling of the story featuring an insanely yoked Ralph Fiennes. It’s a great companion/comparison piece!

[post-good era @cryptidjin]

For the people missing crunchy cold veg during the cyclospora outbreak, just a casual reminder that it dies at 158°F/70°C and pickle brine boils at 212°F/100°C so no one is stopping you from pickling all your veg and then eating it cold

[Boxy @Boxy_FT]

If Rome had conquered all of Europe, never splintered, and all Europeans today spoke Latin, we'd probably consider "Roman European" a single ethnicity too

[rome @gibbontime]

NEW MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Since Josh Shapiro decided to film in a school it’s probably a good time to note that he covered up the murder of a teacher as Pennsylvania Attorney General by declaring her being stabbed 20 times as being a death by suicide.