mama sun

be the glitch you want to see in the matrix

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

At an aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[ﾘﾊﾞｳﾝﾄﾞちゃん @Rebound_chan]

韓国で「いちばん痩せる」って言われてるトレーニングやってみたら、1週間でほんとに下っ腹が凹んだ。
ちなみに気づいたら5kg痩せてた。

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Chilling.

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

What do you want for your birthday?
Me:

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

The difference between humans and animals is that animals won’t let the dumbest ones lead the pack.

[manny @mannyfidel]

oh my god. was trump told to tell the press that the image was "doctored," but misunderstood and told everyone that he was depicted as a "doctor"?

[blue @bluewmist]

new concept: reverse retirement

i do what i want until i'm 60 and then get a shitty desk job for the rest of my life

[Max Burns @themaxburns]

A perfect image of the Trump era: A grandmother has to work at DoorDash in order to get by, while the president decorates his office in gold accent pieces.

[alpha man @alphaman_111]

On day 1 of my high school history class, our professor got up and said

You are 15 or 16 years old. 200 years ago people your age were married, planted crops, had children, and built a cabin by winter. You can do your homework. The bar set for you historically is embarrassingly low. You are not dealing with regional famine or plague. You do not have to save your family from marauders or go into battle to destroy your enemies. You have to sit down and learn from someone who cares about you in a safe, air-conditioned room. You have no excuses.

[goma @soigomaa]

we live on a planet where trees warn each other of danger through underground networks. where octopuses dream. where elephants return to the bones of their dead and stand over them in silence. where bees communicate through dance, showing each other where to fly. where flowers bloom...where crows remember human faces -especially those who were cruel to them - and pass that memory on to their young. where ants build entire cities. where cats purr at a frequency that can help heal bones. where forests, after fires, grow flowers first.

[Uncommon Sense @Uncommonsince76]

Anyway, back to the Epstein files…

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Do not stop talking about the Epstein files.

[✧ @cessonmute]

The fact that the Epstein class was revealed to have killed, raped, and EATEN children and babies and it DIDN'T stop the world dead in it's tracks and create a sense of urgency to remove the current administration is beyond me.

[RT @RT_com]

‘I’M SICK OF RICH PEOPLE NOT PUTTING THEIR F*CKING KIDS OVER IN THESE WARS’ — Theo Von to Joe Rogan

‘PUT YOUR F*CKING HONKY ASS KIDS UP THERE. LET THEM GO SHED SOME F*CKING BLOOD’

‘Put your f*cking honky little fancy ass f*cking kid up there’

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Joe Rogan is such a pussy, Theo isn’t crazy, he doesn’t need to chill out, he’s just not a scared bitch like you.

[Praise @tufpraise]

NO the FUCK we are NOT!!!!!!!

[Soulfood @Soulfoodiiee]

🍽 Garlic Parmesan Hashbrowns
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📝 Recipe Link In The Comments

[Naza Del Rey @parkavioleta]

QUE SANO era querer vestirnos así a los 13 años y no con lencería o media tanga afuera del jean

[вlαnc @dqveed]

His house it literally in the middle of nowhere. It was a hit.