suneil

Here for current events, but more importantly great quips.

[suneil @suneilahuja]

@rich_cahill Shhhh…Nobody has to know.

[Mulboyne @Mulboyne]

The 7 principles of the Japan French Fries Association:

1. Love french fries and eat them at least once a week

2. Eat all the french fries you are served.

3. Do not pressure others to like french fries as you do.

4. Do not persecute those who dislike french fries.

[suneil @suneilahuja]

Commercials and ads for gambling in the UK are absolutely relentless. FFS

[suneil @suneilahuja]

@marika_lauren Jimmyyyyy

[rich_cahill @rich_cahill]

In the age of #AI design, how do we mark hand crafted design work?

[suneil @suneilahuja]

BRB, calling the FBI about this absolutely criminal content.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Most Americans consume too much sodium, sugar and saturated fat, according to government data. The surprise villain of their diets? Sandwiches. https://t.co/VERZeqbOSZ

[suneil @suneilahuja]

I want to hear every last ounce of Ticketmaster slander. Pour it directly into my veins.

[rich_cahill @rich_cahill]

Theming via mouse position.

too much or no?

[suneil @suneilahuja]

@SSGriffyn Feels like you should accept the cheese tho.

[suneil @suneilahuja]

@rich_cahill Why not both?

[suneil @suneilahuja]

This thread is absolutely hysterical.

[Matt Novak @paleofuture]

Other people have already done this, but I’d love to see your favorite funny tweets of all time. I’ll start.

[suneil @suneilahuja]

Waiting to cancel an early morning meeting until right before the meeting, instead of the night before, is absolutely criminal.

[suneil @suneilahuja]

Waiting to cancel an early morning meeting until right before the meeting, instead of the night before, is absolutely criminal.

[suneil @suneilahuja]

Somehow, waking up from a nightmare is both relieving and still terrifying.

[suneil @suneilahuja]

@NilsEdison Network For Tokens?!?!

[suneil @suneilahuja]

Desus and Mero got me through every COVID lockdown. Really sad to see them break up.

[DESUS & MERO on SHOWTIME @SHODesusAndMero]

Bodega Hive: The illustrious @desusnice and @THEKIDMERO will be pursuing separate creative endeavors moving forward. #DESUSandMERO will not be returning to SHOWTIME. It's been a good run, fam.

[Panic! at the Discourse @kinjaldave7]

british people struggling in this heat wave... stay strong... your ancestors colonized entire countries in this heat 💕💕💕

[suneil @suneilahuja]

https://t.co/VhBOKI05Wl

[Andy Dunn @dunn]

There comes a moment in everyone’s life when it’s time to face down your demons. For me, today is that day.

[suneil @suneilahuja]

If you hear someone who is eating pancakes say “you don’t even need syrup”, don’t trust them.