Sunil KB

Interests: Cricket, Tennis, Value Investing, Technology, All things cloud

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A grammar book walks into a bar

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.

* A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

* An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

* Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

* A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intents and purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

* Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

* A question mark walks into a bar?

* A non sequitur walks into a bar.
In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.

* Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."

* A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.

* A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

* Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

* A synonym strolls into a tavern.

* At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.

* A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

* Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.

* A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.

* An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.

* The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

* A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

* The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

* A dyslexic walks into a bra.

* A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

* A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.

* A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.

* A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony .

– Jill Thomas Doyle

[Dr. Shah @ankitatIIMA]

💥Example of Bhartiya parenting.

[Ra_Bies 3.0 @Ra_Bies]

Kissan Jam:
Earlier Now

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Illegal immigration needs to stop, but I’m super in favor of greatly expanding and simplifying legal immigration.

Anyone who proves themself to be hard-working, talented and honest should be allowed to become an American. Period.

[Ben Casselman @bencasselman]

So much for "nobody wants to work anymore": 80.7% of prime-age (25-54) Americans were working in March, the highest rate since May 2001.

[Brian Feroldi @BrianFeroldi]

Interesting chart showing Berkshire Hathaway’s trailing 10-year alpha vs S&P500

[The Dalit Voice @ambedkariteIND]

#Thread British Vs Brahmins

In 1795 through Article 11 Britishers made a law by which Shudras were able to possess wealth....

#IndianFreedomStruggle

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

You’re welcome, @KariLake.

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

No American can be a bystander.

We all have a duty to defend the Republic.

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Today is a great day to remember that the entirety of our lived experience is on a tiny dot flying through the vast emptiness of space at 67,000 miles per hour.

Hug someone—and stop taking everything so seriously.

[A Simple Life @position_trader]

"Take sips of this pure wine being poured. Don't mind that you've been given a dirty cup."

- Rumi

The wine is the gift of Life. Irrespective of the cards we have been dealt, all of us have been blessed with the gift of Life!

[Geetu Moza @Geetu_Moza]

Indian Army heard the viral singing of National Anthem by a 5 yr old girl named Esther Hnmate from Mizoram. They traced her & with army band recorded the National Anthem. Results were simply mesmerising. See the girl in uniform too. Jai Hind 🇮🇳

[MissMatch! @ShimlaHelpline]

A Tale Untold:🇮🇳 MUST PAY TRIBUTE

A Young Kashmiri lad Iftikaar Bhatt, with shoulder length hair and wearing the traditional Kashmiri Pheran, approached the dreaded Hizbul Mujahideen in Shopian, Kashmir sometime during 2003.
When asked why he wanted to fight the Indian army,

[Abhishek Basumallick @a_basumallick]

A typical lithium car battery weighs 450kg. It has about 11 kg of lithium, nearly 14 kg of cobalt, 27 kg of nickel, more than 40 kg of copper, and 50 kg of graphite—as well as about 181 kg of steel, aluminium, and plastics.

Imagine the mining required for producing EV at scale.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Rap superstar Eminem takes a knee during his Super Bowl halftime performance in support of Black athletes like Colin Kaepernick protesting police brutality — even though the NFL demanded that he not do it. RT IF YOU SUPPORT EMINEM’S BRAVE STAND!

[Coforge @Coforge_Tech]

In this article, we join MuleSoft to address the most pressing challenges and reimagine how we create and capture value in #Retail.
https://t.co/heDqU1UILh

#whishworksiscoforge #retailinnovation #digitaltransformation #customerexperience #omnichannel #CoforgeSalesforce

[Nilesh Shah @NileshShah68]

The Unpredictable & The unexpected can happen with sheer perseverance and overcome the best Artificial Intelligence prediction.