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100% recycled ocean trash

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LinkedIn and Spotify wrapped in my email signature

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Regardless of the outcome of tonight’s game, what this Princeton team has achieved is nothing short of amazing. Getting 20 Princeton students to set foot in the state of Kentucky. Spectacular.

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Day 2 in Vegas and I’m starting to pick up on local traditions. For example, when you and your wife walk by the Margaritaville restaurant it’s customary to point to it and say “Ooh, Margaritaville.”

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Comedies are for babies. Adults watch send-ups

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Fact: Paul Schrader’s 1979 movie Hardcore is directly linked to the creation of Teletubbies because it is the Tinky Winky actor’s first acting credit

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Maybe spending more on one stunt than the movie’s entire box office should be a cautionary tale but I choose to read it as an inspirational tale of dedication to sick truck jumps

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A lesson in compromise

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Finding out that cephalopods are as smart as human children doesn’t mean that you have to stop eating octopus, it just means you can’t look down on people for eating human children

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A soapbox car race is the purest measure of a child’s traits foundational to success later in life (creativity, strong bones, wealthy parents)

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People talk about intermittent fasting like solo eating a large pizza as your only meal is some new discovery

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Please do not have sex to celebrate the election that’s all just part of Biden’s plan to create a new generation of baby boomers

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@sentient_dorito Provel should be allowed to do anything American cheese is allowed to do

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In their song Rasputin, Boney M rhymes “preach the” with “preacher.” I can’t eat. I can’t sleep. I don’t dare dream.

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@Maggie603Rose not everyone has a large tomb nearby, so desecrating your local graveyard is a great place to start!

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By age 28, Angelina Jolie had already made two Tomb Raider movies. How many Tomb Raider movies have you made? If your answer is zero you’re not hustling hard enough.

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No hugging or handshaking anymore, looks like non-sarcastic finger guns as greetings are about to have their day in the sun

[Institute of Gremlins 2 Studies @G2Institute]

In the 14th century, the despot of Milan ordered all households struck with plague to be sealed shut, with all inhabitants, sick or healthy, inside. This is reminiscent of the original ending of Gremlins 2: the skyscraper was to be filled with concrete, entombing the Gremlins.

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Teens! We should be worried.

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Teens! Should we be worried?

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We’ve put a man on the moon but we’re not any closer to understanding how snakes fuck