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Aries | 23 | ECU alum

[suspicious-looking plant @sunkensails]

ECU is walking to the library on the day before your final and passing 3 different darties on the way there

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I’m thinking of doing a podcast just so I can call it “The Seth Rogen Experience”.

[Eddie Dougrou @didgeridougrou]

A “beyond burger” implies the existence of a “bed burger ” and a “bath burger”

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Are u guys dressing up for halloween and then just like vibing in your kitchen as Dracula or what . what’s the situation

[The Gentle Freak @mitchysuch]

Let him blast a cigg man. He is already in prison

[. @_jefe5]

A curb just hit my car . Y’all be careful out here

[Tee @Asmallcupoftee]

@sharr301 This is cute. People are saying this is gay when he did this with his whole girlfriend. Being Gay means you like men. If you do not like men, then nothing you do to your nails will make you Gay.

[𝑨𝒓𝒊 @baxsment]

@l0vemarianaa @saltysirena Is it "not all men are creeps, give random men a chance" or "you deserve to get trafficked if u give a random dude the benefit of the doubt" HM ???????

[𝑆𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑖 𝑇𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑚𝑖 🌸🤎 @_etherealsouls]

Everybody who uses Uber needs this in their camera roll

[John @sohelpmegosh]

@klew24 What you niggas know about the Lil Wayne remix tho? https://t.co/iL7LH7tys7

[eli 🐚 @MeanMug_Mamii]

THE NATIONAL ANTHEM THE FUCKKKKK…PUT SOME RESPECT ON KREAYSHAWN'S NAME

[El J-Ry @jarrettryon]

Get that bread, go to bed, then sleep

[ExHOEdia The Hoebliterator @pastrykream]

People will say "we're not meant to drink cow milk!!!" and then....... do coke!!!!

[ɛʟɨ @elihanounn]

if you see a girl getting harassed in public and u sit there and do nun i got zero respect for u

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

any lil wayne song would put a victorian era child in a coma

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

(:

[m a d d y • d a d d y @maddy1daddy]

Women: we want equality Men: so we can hit you ?