possibly a person?¿? maybe

terrible out of context quotes and a handful of other things

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

No offense, but I would die for peepee the cat

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

THEY KILLED THE LORAX

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

“Bitch, you’re worried about the soup, I’m tryna jump in the industrial deep fryer”

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

“What you know about Patricia Benatar?”

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

“Giddy up or giddy over!”

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

“Abort Andy!!!”

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

“You’re in his DMs, I’m on his Sam’s Club membership. We are not the same.”

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

“I should not be trusted with penises or firearms”

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

“Hey, I’m in Poundtown rn, can you come pick me up? I’m scared.”

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

“Normal sex blood”

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

“Medical grade sledge hammer”

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

“You know it’s bad when your eyelid bounces more than your boobs”

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

“I can’t sing Rocket Man”

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

“I’m a cheap dumpster whore”
“No!”
“I’m an EXPENSIVE dumpster whore”
“Correct”

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

“Did you just fuck the Christmas tree out of the way?”

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

“Your bladder just Bluetooth syncs to my toilet”

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

“I’m gonna make a bunch of money and buy a Glock for every faggot I know”

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

“No fucky fucky, hate the fucky fucky”

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

*unfortunately sucks dick*

[possibly a person?¿? maybe @sunkissed_kiddo]

“Get out of my vagina, DAN!”