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[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

this was on the wall outside the Blue Line at Jefferson Park

[Dylan Kane @DylanKaneSports]

Alyssa Thomas receives a louder-than-usual ovation as she is introduced in the starting lineup, in front of the X-Factor for the first time since serving her one-game suspension.

[𝔇𝔢 𝔖𝔲𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯 @De_succeeder01]

Stoner bedtime routine smoke a little, turn on a comfort show you've seen 47 times, point the fan directly at your face, and fall asleep before the episode ends. Apparently there's actual psychology behind part of that.

[roo @rootemperature]

do NOT get horny around me i’m an empath

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

every time you think "surely this video must be over soon" theres another lowlight

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

if i got possessed demonically i wouldn't even notice it. with everything else i've got going on

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

Weed pens got people hitting 90% THC while waiting for the microwave.

[Disney Legend Paul Dehn🇵🇸🦄 @Hatercles]

If you try to promote reading in Texas they execute you

[theLeadingVibe🍃 @apOfph1]

i love smelling weed in public it feels like a hug

[♰ @gashfemme]

me n him

[leanne @toothgarden]

getting scared while high is for pussies i get horny

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

outfit giving him serious roger the alien proportions

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

i am vindicated constantly

[Bundles @AryanBundles]

This is the TSA oversized liquids bin before my flight.

The Europeans have gone crazy for Ranch.

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

this is the most relatable, familiar tweet. when i'm stoned every few minutes i'll think, 'i'm having so much FUN' and i'm just sitting here looking at the wikipedia for 'wikipedia'