@Pythagasaurus3 Marriage isn't even a real thing anymore so the whole argument is stupid. If divorce is so easy and commonplace then you aren't really "married together" in the sense marriage was intended. The legal institution itself is a relic, a carryover.
the last time I had a girlfriend I ate her out for the full runtime of the Da Vinci Code, took a stretch break, then put on Angels and Demons and did the whole runtime of that too
I was in a tom hanks mood