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𝙸 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸’𝚖 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚊 𝚏𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚢 📍𝙻𝙰

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

Women get shamed for sleeping with too many men.
Men get shamed for sleeping With men.
So clearly society decided that sleeping with men is the embarrassing part.

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

why tf do baby clothes got pockets they don’t even own 💩

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

Me in Heaven: Damn this place nice as hell
God: ummm nice as what?

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

before u dm them, think about how ya message would look as a screenshot 😭

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

i hope you fart and accidentally sht your britches, respectfully

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

If WW3 happens we’re cooked because men are in their princess era

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

What do men gain from sleeping with different ladies?🤔

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

b*tch i’m trying to release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

I went to Walmart for some deodorant and spent $500.. I forgot to get deodorant

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

how do y'all get addicted to gambling? if i lose my $10 my chest get hot

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

Dudes be getting 1 clean fade & forget they ügly

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

born to write love letters, forced to send drunk texts 🥴😭

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

messy people always eating some dämn Chipotle

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

i used to be in math class lost. this mf just turned a x into a 10 gtfo

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

Bout to start Christmas shopping next week. Time ain't playing around

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

come on IRS i'm brushing the salt off my crackers to season my meat

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

why do people named Thomas go by Tom and not Äss

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

Tickle his face while he sleep. If he don't move, he got roaches

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

a job interview is basically a conversation between two liars

[🆂🆄🅽🅽🅸🌻 @sunofabytch]

Do yall actually like buzzballs or do you only have $3?😭