aaron

come over here and feel my velour bedspread instagram: misterselfdestruct #thunderup

[aaron @sunscreen]

@sunscreen We're prolly a decade away from having those cameras all over the us, tracking everyone

[aaron @sunscreen]

I was driving about 100mph on the George Bush Turnpike where that picture was taken, how did they get such a clear shot ? WHAT THE FUCK

[aaron @sunscreen]

This is something straight the fuck out of 1984 I'm never going to Dallas again

[aaron @sunscreen]

prepared to flee the country again ! but my passport card hasn't made it in yet... weird

[aaron @sunscreen]

I sent in my passport book when I applied for a card 2 weeks ago and the state dept. sent me a renewed book with extra visa pages. wtf

[aaron @sunscreen]

aren't tax collectors like the most universally hated group of people in human history? this could actually be a cool job

[aaron @sunscreen]

@GKimusabi ON 40 IN SALLISAW AND FUCKIN MONSOON

[aaron @sunscreen]

Someone backed into me ! the fuck !!

[aaron @sunscreen]

I smoke half a pack a day tho so I can fuck right off

[aaron @sunscreen]

LDL Cholesterol 86
HDL Cholesterol 71
My arteries are as clean as a newborn's. Vegetarianism WORKS https://t.co/QbKUsqwe7Q

[American Heart Association @American_Heart]

BREAKING: @US_FDA urges Americans to #BreakUpWithSalt
https://t.co/ZzbDtZOiAq

[aaron @sunscreen]

MY CAROTID ARTERIES HAVE THE SAME CALCIFICATION PERCENTAGE AS A 10 YEAR OLD KID. VEGETARIANISM WORKS GUYS

[aaron @sunscreen]

Disappointed in y'all. Break up with MEAT AND DAIRY. Cholesterol is the real killer https://t.co/QbKUsqwe7Q

[American Heart Association @American_Heart]

BREAKING: @US_FDA urges Americans to #BreakUpWithSalt
https://t.co/ZzbDtZOiAq

[aaron @sunscreen]

@rocketjam About 90% of my diet is whole grains and tree nuts. I eat less than 1,000 calories a day on average

[aaron @sunscreen]

@rocketjam And that is with ZERO exercise too

[aaron @sunscreen]

@rocketjam I lost 130lbs when I went veg in 2012. Diet is EVERYTHING.

[aaron @sunscreen]

The cholesterol in the f'n disgusting meat y'all eat is promoting heart attacks and strokes. Not your french fries https://t.co/MmNEaCLiX7

[Center for Science in the Public Interest @CSPI]

Breaking News: @US_FDA issues voluntary sodium reduction targets. Excess sodium promotes heart attack, stroke. https://t.co/Jr5GLHZDiJ

[aaron @sunscreen]

Shoutout to @US_FDA for bitching about salt but not GMO crops, high fructose corn syrup, and factory farmed chickens https://t.co/MmNEaCLiX7

[Center for Science in the Public Interest @CSPI]

Breaking News: @US_FDA issues voluntary sodium reduction targets. Excess sodium promotes heart attack, stroke. https://t.co/Jr5GLHZDiJ

[aaron @sunscreen]

Excess being a fatass also promotes heart attack and stroke (not mine tho) Stop eating shitty unhealthy food. https://t.co/MmNEaCLiX7

[Center for Science in the Public Interest @CSPI]

Breaking News: @US_FDA issues voluntary sodium reduction targets. Excess sodium promotes heart attack, stroke. https://t.co/Jr5GLHZDiJ

[aaron @sunscreen]

Why the fuck does the us Gov't think my salt consumption is their business? Im on a medical high sodium diet fuck u https://t.co/VWtKU2p4qX

[Good Morning America @GMA]

WATCH: @ABC EXCLUSIVE: U.S. Govt. sets new guidelines on sodium levels for your food: https://t.co/V80NIRRj38 https://t.co/wqhdlep6Ru