Parker

im either venting or tweeting dumb shit,,follow at ur own risk // they/them // 22

[mini 👑 @mini4butches]

when I say ‘chat’ it’s because i’m referring to the imaginary twitch chat that is constantly observing me not chatgpt

[Parker @sunset_squid]

everyone shut the fuck up dan and phil played tomodachi life

[Parker @sunset_squid]

@CardSwipeCorpse YES ITS REAL LMAO

[Parker @sunset_squid]

genuinely having a hard time processing bc tf do u mean dan and phil know about the hectic panties gc????? 😭😭😭

[Parker @sunset_squid]

can i request a vibe change

[Parker @sunset_squid]

there is just something so beautiful about hand drawn animation

[Parker @sunset_squid]

kind of ironic and awful that i work predominantly at weddings and yet my own love life is just a complete disaster and lowkey always has been

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

HOLY SHIT WE JUST SAW STEVE IN THE WILD!!! OUR SON LIVES HE IS THRIVING

[Parker @sunset_squid]

god i fucking love the movie anastasia it has been one of my favorite movies since i was just a small lil baby child 😭

[Parker @sunset_squid]

alright now when did this become an issue bc it wasnt before 🕺

seriously im sick of feeling like all of my friends are just gonna abandon me or some shit 💀

[Parker @sunset_squid]

OMG LOL UPDATE I SAW THEM AND IT WAS LITERALLY FUCKJNG EVERYTHING 💀

[Parker @sunset_squid]

CANT BELIEVE IM GOING TO SEE AGAINST THE CURRENT NEXT FUCK OMFG

[Parker @sunset_squid]

lemme rephrase been so long since ive looked at my bio 💀

[Parker @sunset_squid]

me just now realizing its been so long since ive been on twitter that my age was still 19 in my bio LMAO im 21 now 🥳

[Tubbo @TubboTWO]

LOGAN PAUL PLEASEEEE USE THE LUNCHLY MONEY TO HIRE A PR TEAM PLEASEEEEEEEEEE LOGAN 😭😭

[Parker @sunset_squid]

@AmazingPhil my friend said you look like a racecar twink and like you should be in an anime about gay racers

[Parker @sunset_squid]

omg also this fucking opening is such a bop

[Parker @sunset_squid]

nah i get why people ship them now theyre so in love 😭😭

[Parker @sunset_squid]

dude reki is WHIPPED whipped and its only the first episode PFFT

[Parker @sunset_squid]

to my knowledge none of my friends watch sk8 the infinity so im just gonna tweet my thoughts and be annoying on here since like no ones on here anyways 💀

[Parker @sunset_squid]

sometimes i look around at my situation and i just cant help but think to myself about how im so happy that ive sureounded myself w the people i have

like genuinely i love the people in my life rn and i dont think i coukd imagine not having them in my life