Dani Ku

[Dani Ku @sunsetbrew]

@MarinersONtap The 54% will continue until morale improves.

[Dani Ku @sunsetbrew]

@miyako_0405 !!!!!
シアトルに来てね~

[Dnd Sesame Tweet @DndSesame]

simulation of monkey pressing button

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)
Please.
Folks, seriously.
PLEASE.
Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

[Wilbur Turner 🇨🇦 @queergranddad]

Major bust in Alberta for child exploitation. Not drag queens.

A total of eight suspects were arrested and each face charges of possession of child pornography, access child pornography, and make available child pornography:

Claudio Foglia, not a drag queen, 60, of Calgary;
Warren Flemming, not a drag queen, 40, of Calgary;
Craig Drumgold, not a drag queen, 49, of Calgary;
Tyler Sartison, not a drag queen, 54, of Calgary;
Derek Eichele, not a drag queen, 59, of Calgary;
Chris Jenkins, not a drag queen, 31 of Coalhurst;
Thomas Weatherhead, not a drag queen, 51, of Calgary; and
Jesse Carlson-Lepage, not a drag queen, 35, of Calgary.

https://t.co/JmVv6ZUycu

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

This is amazing.

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

still the best thing anyone's ever said about joe rogan

[Jonathan Howard MD @19joho]

“Vaccines cause autism unless you show up and perform for me on demand. The people demand a show.”

[Naomi Wu 机械妖姬 @RealSexyCyborg]

I mean I'm not a fan of Eastern "I'm right because I've been doing this for 50 years and learned it from the guy who invented it" either. But "I'm right because I can talk fast and rational decision making as a modern human requires being able to understand numbers larger than 10" is really stacking the bodies.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Y’all wanna hear the TRUE story of Nikki Haley?

A thread

[RobbieJackie @LREnvironment]

@jayjaybythesea @Bunnyisacommie Where in Seattle? I live here. Curious where not to go. Thanks.

[tim is different now🥰 @elchefe]

"We made $80 billion in profit over the past year, but we can't afford to pay for raises" is an admission of such a monumental failure in leadership that I don't know how a CEO that said that wouldn't be immediately dismissed by the board.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Today is Cinco de Mayo (Spanish for “First Friday in May”). And today isn’t about getting hammered on margaritas. This holiday honors America’s resounding victory in the Battle of the Alamo.

Let us never forget that we are literally undefeated in wars and battles since then 🇺🇸

[Dani Ku @sunsetbrew]

@lisa_iannattone @MaryFernando_ This is the way.

[Dani Ku @sunsetbrew]

@gabsmashh Recipe plzzzzzz

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Lol 😂😂

https://t.co/Zjqfo4FbLN

[Dani Ku @sunsetbrew]

@musingsofmonica Wait we're hosting fifa? Wot?

[Prof Peter Hotez MD PhD DSc(hon) @PeterHotez]

FDA stays mum on question of spring boosters for Covid. This is my most common question, and I agree with ⁦@mtosterholm⁩ quoted in this article that those early adopters who got their bivalent booster last September should be offered the opportunity https://t.co/OEk7D8rzK8

[Dani Ku @sunsetbrew]

The customer service rep actually signed off on their last email with "thank you for your comprehension" after telling me that the issue I reported 70 emails ago was now too old for them to address.
halp I can't even.

[Dani Ku @sunsetbrew]

Is @maderenovation even a real company? Or did @rogerdickey just build a giant #baitandswitch factory?
Their email only support model is a joke and their lack of responsiveness is a case study on how they do business. Seems 70+email threads that go on for months is their norm.