— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞

[— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞 @sunsforgotten]

𝐢'𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦.

[— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞 @sunsforgotten]

this dude thinks i’m a real person

[— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞 @sunsforgotten]

i’m bored. who wants to be my new confusing situationship.

[᭟᭟ 𝑻ꑛ𝙴̴ B༙̌ₒᴼₒᏳ𐌄ሃϻ𝙰̴η @FEARCANISTER]

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shhh . . ;}

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[— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞 @sunsforgotten]

@TAMESWRATH ||: I as in me, Alkos, irl. just write me in it’ll be fine. everybody else does it these days lmaoooo

[— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞 @sunsforgotten]

@TAMESWRATH ||: I’m available

[— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞 @sunsforgotten]

now there’s no way in hell you got these approved by the FDA

[᭟᭟ 𝑻ꑛ𝙴̴ B༙̌ₒᴼₒᏳ𐌄ሃϻ𝙰̴η @FEARCANISTER]

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for this halloween , i’ve decided to create quite the tasty treat , not a trick .

from 𝑮hosties to 𝑩ats , 𝑭angs and 𝑷umpkins , these gummies pack frightful flavors such as.

strawberry screams ,
blueberry boos ,
watermelon wails ,
and a mystery flavor .

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[— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞 @sunsforgotten]

“superman has a harem oh he definitely has a harem blah blah blah” meanwhile batman has an endless supply of child soldiers and where are those coming from

[— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞 @sunsforgotten]

i’ll talk to them. we’ll get you in. trust.

[ً @TAMESWRATH]

PLEASE. i've been dying to return but they won't take me back because my training was a "planetary emergency" & "one time thing". 😞

[— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞 @sunsforgotten]

ladies, i hate it here. let’s start a fund and move to themyscira together.

[— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞 @sunsforgotten]

i’ll ask them to wear their best.

[— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞 @sunsforgotten]

why is it always an orphanage, anyway?

[— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞 @sunsforgotten]

thank you for your time.

someone who cares more than i do will be in touch in the next 2-3 hours.

[— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞 @sunsforgotten]

that seems correct to me!

[♯MAR'I ⃗͜˖ ࣪ G͟R͟A͟Y͟S͟O͟N͟୭͟˚͟.͟ ᵎ͟ᵎ͟ @alienhalfling]

yup !!

[— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞 @sunsforgotten]

thanks. can you repeat that again but closer to tiny microphone i just attached to my shirt.

[— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞 @sunsforgotten]

see, this is why supervillains are the worse, man. you wanna get caught so bad. you’ll admit your crimes to anybody with a pulse.

i just want to mind my business and now you’re making me feel like a bad citizen cause i want to forget i heard this.

[— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞 @sunsforgotten]

i don’t wanna know.

that’s none of my business.

[— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞 @sunsforgotten]

so if 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮’𝙧𝙚 the bestest, and they made 𝙮𝙤𝙪. . . does that make you the bestestest?

[♯MAR'I ⃗͜˖ ࣪ G͟R͟A͟Y͟S͟O͟N͟୭͟˚͟.͟ ᵎ͟ᵎ͟ @alienhalfling]

they’re the bestest.

[— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞 @sunsforgotten]

yeah. . . cause that would be weird.

[— 𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐞 @sunsforgotten]

yeah, i’ll let you have this one.

[♯MAR'I ⃗͜˖ ࣪ G͟R͟A͟Y͟S͟O͟N͟୭͟˚͟.͟ ᵎ͟ᵎ͟ @alienhalfling]

my mommy and daddy are cooler than yours.