Derek Gray

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

Ready to run through a brick wall

[Derek Gray @sunshinee632]

@DKSportsbook 936294

[Derek Gray @sunshinee632]

@DKSportsbook 614,147

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This is insane. All these race takes are insane. I love Deion. And I’ve been saying for 2 years Shedeur would be my 1st Qb off the board. BUT NFL gms, coaches, owners will do ANYTHING to win games, save jobs. The NFL is cut throat. Owners would stomp on each other’s throats to win. There is no collusion. The 1st pick was a black Qb. If teams thought Shedeur and everything he brings could help them win games more than guys available on the board they’d draft him.. Thats it. End of story. Every other narrative is fantasy.

[OUT OF ORDER @outttoforderrr]

The Gruden Bowl.

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Some player incentives to keep an eye on in the final week of the NFL regular season

🧵

[Derek Gray @sunshinee632]

@DKSportsbook #Slipsmas

[Maxx Crosby @CrosbyMaxx]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

The inspiring story of the guy who bounced back from a devastating injury to do a worse job than the novice QB he was replacing

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

HUGE shoutout to @BarstoolGruden for promoting our merch

Today’s the last day to get all the merchandise on the Barstool Store 20% off.

Here are some of my favorites.

You don’t want to miss out!

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

This is not true. i dont want to play in the NFL because that would mean id have to spend less time watching the NFL

[HYPLAND @hypland]

who wants one?

giving one away to a random retweeter & liker

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

Hear me out

[anus @anus]

this weeks plays

[lil duval @lilduval]

All I’m learning from this debate is, WE’RE FUCKED! 😂😂😂😂😂 #Debate2024

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

What a video. What a day.

The fact that @BarstoolBigCat got some of my head coaches to call in is all-time 😂

What a ridiculous simulation I get to be a part of

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

If we stay one step behind, we’re going to lose this race. Last summer, when Ronna McDaniel made GOP presidential candidates sign the “Beat Biden” pledge, I said it was silly because we weren’t going to be running against Biden & he wasn’t really even the President in any real sense. I said it again on the debate stage last November.

The hard truth is that Democrats lured the GOP into spending 18 months of financial & political capital criticizing Joe Biden, which proved not only irrelevant but counterproductive.

Instead, our own strategy gave Democrats the cover to swap in a candidate who avoided saying things in a primary that could damage her in the general election. At the same time, the media won artificial “credibility” in the eyes of independent voters because they publicly excoriated Biden, which makes it harder for Republicans now to allege partisanship when they prop up Kamala.

We were caught flat-footed, and that caused us to say unhelpful things in recent weeks. Calling for Biden to step down as President is senseless & self-defeating. Criticizing Kamala for locking up too many people as a prosecutor makes her sound “tougher” on crime than she actually is. Alleging that Kamala covered up for Biden’s cognitive deficits contradicts the allegation that she staged a coup: independent voters aren’t persuaded by either of those arguments anyway.

Here’s my concern now: our latest strategy of repeatedly labeling Kamala a radical leftist will soon fall flat too. Tomorrow, she’s going to announce a VP who will be undoubtedly presented as a “moderate” which will undermine the claim that she’s a Marxist. There will be “far-left protests” at the DNC, which will only make the ticket look even more moderate in the eyes of independent voters. Kamala is changing her policy positions daily to appear more centrist. The media will cover for her at every step; the fact she said some crazy stuff in the past won’t really matter by comparison to what she’s saying & how the press portrays her now.

The best attack is the one that’s most TRUE: she’s just another pawn in a corrupt system. Biden, Kamala, Buttigieg, Shapiro, it doesn’t matter. We’re not running against individual candidates. We’re running against a *system*. We seek to restore self-governance over managerial oligarchy. We believe the people we elect to run the government should be the ones who *actually* run the government, not their puppet masters. That’s what draining the swamp was all about. It’s not a partisan message, it’s bigger than that: self-governance is what made America great in the first place.

This worked for Trump in 2016. It can work again in 2024 – not just as a message, but as a governing strategy. If we stick to it, we’ll save our country. If we don’t, then may God help us all.

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

God created a lot of beautiful things but I know damn well he didn’t create us to be gay…. I don’t have problems with gays just my beliefs

My mama gay/and she’s free to do as she please

God didn’t make Adam to be with another Adam 😂

God said Adam wasn’t meant to be alone so he made Eve

They both have certain parts for a reason

You have men trying to get pregnant… that’s not what’s up

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

People swear this is what happened today.

Imagine if this Italian boxer quit in the middle of the first round.

We would’ve never seen one of the greatest comebacks in sports history.

His name is Rocky Balboa (born a man).

He went up against a Russian named Ivan Drago (born in a lab) who was juiced to the gills with every extra chromosome in the book.

Ivan also killed a man named Apollo Creed (a former world champion/also born a man)

Rocky had every reason not to take this fight and also should’ve thrown in the towel multiple times. He was outmatched with inferior size, strength, and skill.

But he chose to go into the fray.

Yes, he gets the absolute piss beat out of him in this clip but believe it or not he ended up winning this fight. Why? Because he has the heart of a true champion.

The Italian Stallion.

And I’d imagine Rocky is sick to his stomach watching the lack of fight that was displayed this morning, knowing what he’s went through in the ring.

#RememberingRocky

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The Takie for Sexiest NFL Fan presented by @stavvybaby