𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖆.𝖙𝖝𝖙

I'm wide awake in this bed I've made
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I'm checking prices on giving up

[𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖆.𝖙𝖝𝖙 @sunsprite90]

TV show: My favourite colour is blue, what's YOUR favourite colour?
My son: Meatball!!!

[carol ades @carolades]

sometimes I can’t stop thinking about how much easier my life would be if I was a hot and boring man. Instead I am a talented and interesting woman and this is my curse.

[𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖆.𝖙𝖝𝖙 @sunsprite90]

i like to think "❤️ 2 CLOG" means their pipes. big poopers in that fam.

[𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖆.𝖙𝖝𝖙 @sunsprite90]

Cody: oh that's wall potato, I can eat that. *eats mashed potatoes that splashed on the wall*

[𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖆.𝖙𝖝𝖙 @sunsprite90]

Julien's grandpa: you wanna play with the iPad?
Julien: yeah!
Grandpa: are you gonna behave?
Julien: no.

[𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖆.𝖙𝖝𝖙 @sunsprite90]

this is exactly the epitome of kids:

me: do you want some water?
julien: NO!! NONONO!!! *throws water cup* ...eat? something to eat?
me: sure, what do you want to eat?
julien: .........water? want water. WATER!!!

[𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖆.𝖙𝖝𝖙 @sunsprite90]

yeah I really need this one right now

[𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖆.𝖙𝖝𝖙 @sunsprite90]

high school age me getting adopted by my best friend's mom proves this

[Garrett Watts @Garrett_Watts]

Nothing is more special than the relationships we all had with our best friend’s moms in high school : )

[𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖆.𝖙𝖝𝖙 @sunsprite90]

Me to my son: did you eat pizza?
Julien: ...one piece? two lips!

[𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖆.𝖙𝖝𝖙 @sunsprite90]

"that's like I just brushed my teeth with cancer!"

[𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖆.𝖙𝖝𝖙 @sunsprite90]

sunshine is better than most medicine

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

It’s the guns. Not the doors. Not video games. Not Godlessness. It is the guns. It’s the fucking guns. It’s the guns. The guns. The guns. For fuck’s sake, what are we doing?

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

not to be dramatic but I feel 8,000 times better when it’s nice outside

[chefveezy @vianaiaustin]

adulting is soup and i am fork.

[trash jones @jzux]

trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?

[𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊𝖆.𝖙𝖝𝖙 @sunsprite90]

@DanBaglole

[Skoog @Skoog]

“you’re quiet” yeah im just trying to gauge how weird i can be in this new social situation

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight