Sun Tzu

“fuck my opps” -Sun Tzu, the Art of War

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@Insidetheirish By Notre Dame fans…

Cope harder

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“Nine” needs to be castrated

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Absolute Ass List
JJ McDihh
Olamidihhh Zacchaeus
Dihhrick Henry
Michael Dihhman Jr.
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I know he has a fanduel account check him

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2025 Parlay Banned List:
Trevor Lawrence and any team or game he is a part of

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LIFETIME BAN

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@tSilverBulletin A top tier big ten team wouldn’t make the playoff with LSU’s schedule. I mean let’s be serious 75% of the big ten is a cakewalk. Let’s compare the bottom 11 teams of each conference. Bottom tier SEC schools would be top to middle tier in the big ten

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@EstebanDevers Swap Auburn with LSU

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Pat

It’s called satire

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This generation is COOKED

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Love Island might be the lowest form of human entertainment

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Wild Cards
Bulls - Chopped ass mf but insane frame and potential
Orlando - sm potential
Grizzlies - could be a Bane replacement
Wizards - shot chucker and a project, but you never know

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Draft Winners (Losers next)
Spurs - Most NBA ready guard, high ceiling forward w Bryant
Pelicans - lot of potential with Queen and Fears if they don’t fuck up their development
Nets- surely one of them will be good
Miami and Atlanta- good value picks
Phoenix - Rudy Gobert jr

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Losers
Charlotte - Yeah let’s get the two slowest white guys
Jazz - Let’s draft the diva who explicitly doesn’t want to come here (I fw clayton tho)
Portland - What if we had 4 centers and had fans in China

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@scallyjoe22 it’s an epidemic

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@trav_mathew Rare H&B ball knowledge

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@crisrod21 You gotta try the spicy dill pickle bro. Used to be a jalapeño guy but these are life changing

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Any ball knowers?

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How you leave the crib you goofy ass mf 😭😭

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@Matt_Fortuna Leaving UA for New Balance???

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Dude was going gray and recorded almost the whole game on snapchat. It’s time to hang it up unc. Cubs fans suck

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@RoncastleSicko @SBrownie17059 And why did they play their worst games? Perhaps the team they were playing actually made adjustments and built a team that could handle the celtics. It’ll be fun seeing this celtics team dissolve in the coming years, hope you can cope