Chuvuh

[Chuvuh @sup__sal]

Not what I had on any bingo card in any reality

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

We have offered the United States of America the opportunity to outsource part of its prison system.

We are willing to take in only convicted criminals (including convicted U.S. citizens) into our mega-prison (CECOT) in exchange for a fee.

The fee would be relatively low for the U.S. but significant for us, making our entire prison system sustainable.

[Chuvuh @sup__sal]

Isn't the entire fucking point of voting in this progressive block to stop shit like this?

Why do cities have to fund stadiums? Is Johnson looking to host the fucking Olympics here too?

[Ben Szalinski @BenSzalinski]

Several Chicago alderperson and other notables in the room for the Chicago Bears stadium presentation: Walter Burnett, Lamont Robinson, Pat Dowell, Kam Buckner.
Stacy Davis Gates, Chicago Teachers Union president, is also here #twill

[Ben Szalinski @BenSzalinski]

Several Chicago alderperson and other notables in the room for the Chicago Bears stadium presentation: Walter Burnett, Lamont Robinson, Pat Dowell, Kam Buckner.
Stacy Davis Gates, Chicago Teachers Union president, is also here #twill

[Chuvuh @sup__sal]

I remember we got a new Central American priest at our Mexican parish.

This was after years of a Irish-American priest (beloved by the parishioners).

Homeboy said saints and the Virgin were not replacements for God and you could hear the cloud of tension cover the room.

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

normie Catholic apologist, sobbing: "Catholics don't worship saints"

elderly Spanish peasant: "If we stop leaving offerings at the shrine our local patron, St. Raimundo the Jew Smasher, our crops will die and the modernist heretics will prevail."

[Arash Azizi آرش عزیزی @arash_tehran]

Some famous professor in Geneva, New York wrote an article, duly published by Verso, as to why killing civilians is great & how she was so excited about 10/7.

What else is new? For these bored folks, we, the people of Middle East, only exist as subjects of their fantasies

[Chuvuh @sup__sal]

I'm Chicago at least, Saturday morning radio used to be the best. Tried listening after years:
- "and, I just have to sit with that inner child for a moment",

An hour later, tried again:
- "it's that indigenous spirit that comes into play"

Was it always this way?

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

BREAKING: NPR is dying. 🪦

[Pirate Wires @PirateWires]

"A disgraced education 'guru' and reality TV star, who vanished from Britain after becoming embroiled in a string of financial scandals."

That's how The Independent described California “math equity” policy consultant Yolande Beckles — a woman who left her native U.K. with 19 standing court judgements levying almost £70,000 in fines at her defunct businesses and a front-page exposé revealing that she had defrauded underprivileged schoolkids of £12,000.

Now over a decade later, Beckles has infiltrated the education policymaking establishment in California, having consulted for the new math framework that recommends against teaching most gifted middle schoolers algebra at SFUSD public schools.

She’s currently serving as vice chair of LAUSD’s Parent Advisory Committee, and is set to give a webinar at Stanford next month with Jo Boaler, the Stanford professor who is arguably most responsible for California’s ‘equitable’ math curriculum recommendations. Explosive new reporting from @metaversehell today for Pirate Wires. 👇

[Chuvuh @sup__sal]

I think we made a mistake not giving Lightfoot another four.

This shit goes so hard.

[Gregory Royal Pratt @royalpratt]

Mayor Lori Lightfoot and CTU President Jesse Sharkey at the end of the Chicago Teachers Union 2019 strike, via my book The City is Up for Grabs (available for sale and preorder now online and in stores) https://t.co/4cszc72EHZ

[Chuvuh @sup__sal]

I've felt this for a minute, but Latinos REALLY aren't a monolith and I wonder if there was going to be a fracture soon.

[Silvana Tabares @AldermanTabares]

If they’re not trying to silence you, they’re putting words in your mouth. Let’s set the record straight…

[Chuvuh @sup__sal]

@melissajenna The best employees I've ever hired were college drop-outs and community college graduates.

The worst are almost always people with masters.

The former population are coachable, they respond to and learn from mistakes. The latter look for any other reason why it's not them.

[Chuvuh @sup__sal]

We always find a way to fight ourselves.

The same flames that drive us deprive us of the air we breath.

Maderistas vs. zapatistas
Cristeros vs. El gobierno
Emos vs. punks

[UHU🔪 @natuwubro]

emos vs punks

[Chuvuh @sup__sal]

@QuetzalPhoenix @RepChuyGarcia First Carlos That Noticed spanish use.

Big time coraje que te dio.

[Chuvuh @sup__sal]

I genuinely feel like Dragon Ball kept an innumerable number of Latino/Black boys out of the streets.

All the black and Mexican weebs I knew growing up had something else besides the street to look up to.

Goku failed constantly but persevered, kids learn lessons from that.

[Common Writer 🆖 @common_next]

You know Akira Toriyama was a real one when there's more people mourning his loss than the Queen of England

[Chuvuh @sup__sal]

@QuetzalPhoenix Top tier shitposting

[Chuvuh @sup__sal]

Backscratch is the male equivalent of a footrub.

If my wife touched my feet I'd recoil and check to see if I was medically injured without realizing it.

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

if you so much as touch my leg in bed with your bare feet i’m calling the police and telling them you hit me

[Chuvuh @sup__sal]

Enforcer sheep

[Chuvuh @sup__sal]

You gotta appreciate a good con every once in a while.

[jaycat @rotttendotcom]

holy shit my local vegan grocery store has accidentally been buying “vegan and gluten free” donuts from a vendor that turned out to be a woman reselling Dunkin Donuts 💀

[Chuvuh @sup__sal]

I quite literally just told my 80+ y/o relative that boiling his tap water doesn't do much.

I'm out here looking like a fool.

[peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer]

shivering, crying, throwing up at the idea that my Soviet mother might have been right all along

[Chuvuh @sup__sal]

As a fat youth, I had to rely on humor and intelligence brokering over anything else. I loved gossiping.

It sucks that my friends are successful, stable and healthy.

I ache for the days of a decaying polycule, messy weekend hookups or navigating terse lesbian situationships.

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

I like gossiping with women. I don’t go for the whole red pill shit

[Chuvuh @sup__sal]

It was middle of the road at best.

It was a fun-ish distraction that flubbed the landing hard. Not as awful as some ppl claim, but I can see where the awful claims come from.

I have no idea how people think this "saved the series".

What does HBO have on these people?

[derek @derpo377]

okay what’s going on here. why do they want us to like this show so much