ʅ ( ♡ ꒡ ꌁ ꒡ ) ʃ

I'm wearing galliano but the socks are from kmart

[ʅ ( ♡ ꒡ ꌁ ꒡ ) ʃ @sup_kels]

So 👏 tired 👏 of 👏 stroking 👏 the 👏 male 👏 ego

[ʅ ( ♡ ꒡ ꌁ ꒡ ) ʃ @sup_kels]

Clean sheets + clean bong + new book to read = happie kels

[ʅ ( ♡ ꒡ ꌁ ꒡ ) ʃ @sup_kels]

*starts to feel like fall*
other girls vs me

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I've fallen in love with 4 different men in the last 3 days and none of these fuckin bastards want to rummage around in my tool shed

[ʅ ( ♡ ꒡ ꌁ ꒡ ) ʃ @sup_kels]

Best part of flying is cropdusting the yuppies in first class 😌

[ʅ ( ♡ ꒡ ꌁ ꒡ ) ʃ @sup_kels]

If I could get paid to watch NYC tourists take pics all day I would be living my destiny

[ʅ ( ♡ ꒡ ꌁ ꒡ ) ʃ @sup_kels]

Everyone loves sad kels except for sad kels

[ʅ ( ♡ ꒡ ꌁ ꒡ ) ʃ @sup_kels]

Me: I don't believe in God like big guy in the sky ya ok sure
Also me: omg that is such a Scorpio thing of him to do

[ʅ ( ♡ ꒡ ꌁ ꒡ ) ʃ @sup_kels]

He ran awayyyyyyyyy 😡😓😤

[ʅ ( ♡ ꒡ ꌁ ꒡ ) ʃ @sup_kels]

I need a side bae strictly for arguing with. Sometimes I just wanna fight and real bae is over it so I need an alternate bae to fight with

[ʅ ( ♡ ꒡ ꌁ ꒡ ) ʃ @sup_kels]

Guys why did Ali and Marcel ever have to break up

[Khadi Don @KhadiDon]

A performance for my haters. #Olympics 🏅🎖

[ʅ ( ♡ ꒡ ꌁ ꒡ ) ʃ @sup_kels]

You think I'm too white to handle these chopsticks? Think again bitch

[ʅ ( ♡ ꒡ ꌁ ꒡ ) ʃ @sup_kels]

My server brought me a fork without me asking for one??? (At a sushi place) I'm kind of offended

[ʅ ( ♡ ꒡ ꌁ ꒡ ) ʃ @sup_kels]

Going out to eat alone is such an underrated activity

[ʅ ( ♡ ꒡ ꌁ ꒡ ) ʃ @sup_kels]

Come thru it's lit

[ʅ ( ♡ ꒡ ꌁ ꒡ ) ʃ @sup_kels]

This makes me so happie https://t.co/Hqtxc3PSOU

[VP Biden (Archived) @VP44]

Happy 55th, Barack! A brother to me, a best friend forever.

[ʅ ( ♡ ꒡ ꌁ ꒡ ) ʃ @sup_kels]

@klodust shady's back, back again 😎

[ʅ ( ♡ ꒡ ꌁ ꒡ ) ʃ @sup_kels]

It's a nice day to have a complete mental breakdown