Joel Holland

Need something written? Reach me at [email protected] !

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"How's your day going?"

TSA lady: "Well it's Friday, so I guess I can't complain."

-june 26/2018 (a Tuesday)

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@emzanotti Connections
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Bones?! Jim? Chekhov!

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Rian Johnson just announced the cast for Knives Out: Take Me Home

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Kansas City film fans, you aren’t gonna wanna miss the screening of FOUR thrillers shot right here in the city, premiering together for one night only, October 30th! Come support local art!

#kansascity #localart #film

https://t.co/danKXrUlcv

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I can’t believe Taylor Swift just announced a Fortnite collab! I missed a work shift for this and couldn’t be happier!

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@MrBeast I’m a full-time freelancer, screenwriter, director, and signed actor. What the mission, Jimmy?

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@kellydshifflett @HRHTish @SlantRight looks delicious!! well done.

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@CinemaTweets1 I’m having an incredible time with it

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I just found out The Chosen guy is the son of the Left Behind guy, is everyone keeping this from me?

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it really seems like Aaron Sorkin created as much chaos as he could before leaving #TheWestWing

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Tonight Chloe informed me the jar I long believed held flour actually held pancake mix. No wonder my homemade Alfredo sauce tasted so good last week…

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@AmericanGwyn it seemed like two different articles to me, one where he recognized the grimness of it, and another where he romanticized their relationship.

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@TheOscarRace

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reminder for the Church this week,

listen to the hurting.

be wary of golden calves.

love your neighbor.

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we never know what a person is truly going through & ought to spread joy wherever we can. one small act can brighten a damp day.

for example: I might draw a little happy clown on my neighbors eviction notice

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@ tonight’s #debate

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it’s like how our stubborn grandparents want to keep driving long after they should, but the car is the White House

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@taysmidnights13 I’m at twenty percent… still trying

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me: what you up to baby?

chloe: oh you know, just trying to figure out how to exist under capitalism…

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@ErasTourResell

hey all!! my wife and I are selling TWO tickets for tonight, partially obstructed, 344 Row R!! Am willing to negotiate!