pls be oomf
4teen
it/they/he
pro-recovery
#shedtwt#edrtwt#shrtwt#smoketwt
just a tiny disclaimer sometimes i take awhile to respond
alt - @supalarpsardine
just watched some guy on my bus pull out his phone onto the calculator app, punch in a bunch of numbers (like 10 digits) and then hit this pose before promptly putting his phone away and falling asleep.
6 rules i have with my 🌽 addicted girlfriend
1. one 🌽 free day a week
2. no looking at 🌽 when we have sex
3. when she has her 🌽 time she has to tell me after
4. if she exceeds her $50 monthly 🌽 budget, its taken out of next month
5. no hiding the husks
6. one cob at a time