Those leaving Ann Arbor, please drive and celebrate safely. If you happen to be heading to the state down south, you can really take your time, your season is over. #DriveMichiganSafely
@matkearney Come to Street Eats at 4th & Deaderick. We close down the street and put up food trucks! We can work your stage in here and you can play a tune or two before Grimey’s!
@thesaltedtable Because people can somehow convince themselves that being completely horrible is somehow justified. Sorry you’re facing that my friend.
Making lobster stock is among the grossest thing I do. There are just waaaay too many oozes and gels that are genuinely gross. It’s like cutting up small aliens, albeit small delicious aliens. Maybe lobsters are aliens. It honestly would explain a lot.
When you read that @GuyFieri has raised $21.5 million dollars for unemployed restaurant workers it really makes it hard to understand why so many restaurant folks dump on the guy. Time to eat a flip flop for every bad thing you said. I’ll take two please.
I think what I hate most about Twitter is reading a group of tweets where people are talking about a specific something or someone and then trying to Google what the heck they are talking about #imold#lastofmykind
Dear fellow human beings. As far as it depends on you, just don’t be mean. Maybe don’t even be smug. No matter what a lot of people will feel hurt today. Help them through it.