ShitMySupervisorSays

A little weird, a little crazy, a little funny and a little insulting. It's just #shitmysupervisorsays.
Tweet us some stupid shit your supervisor or boss says!

[ShitMySupervisorSays @super_OG05]

"I'm in a fucking mood." *pulls into @tacobell *

[Lauren Mollie @Lauren_Mollie]

"Just flash a little nipple and they'll forget all about it" #shitmysupervisorsays

[ShitMySupervisorSays @super_OG05]

"I'm gonna weigh myself bc I'm curious." *gets on scale*
"Nope, still fat."
#shitmysupervisorsays

[ShitMySupervisorSays @super_OG05]

"There's nothing better than greasy lettuce, ya know?" #shitmysupervisorsays

[ShitMySupervisorSays @super_OG05]

Me: "You're arms are gonna look like tootsie rolls in that dress."
Supervisor: "At least they'll be delicious..."
#shitmysupervisorsays

[ShitMySupervisorSays @super_OG05]

Me: "I like that pillow."
Supervisor: "Yeah, i took it fromna person that died." #shitmysupervisorsays

[ShitMySupervisorSays @super_OG05]

"Ugh, do I wanna shave my legs? Fuck it." #shitmysupervisorsays

[ShitMySupervisorSays @super_OG05]

"I'm gonna kick you in the face." #shitmysupervisorsays

[ShitMySupervisorSays @super_OG05]

Co-worker: "I heard she fucked the whole football team."
Supervisor: "I guess thats why her back is jacked up."
#shitmysupervisorsays

[ShitMySupervisorSays @super_OG05]

"Ooh, i see a blue cloud!"
Me: you mean the sky?
#shitmysupervisorsays

[ShitMySupervisorSays @super_OG05]

"Just go in late, fuck 'em." #shitmysupervisorsays

[ShitMySupervisorSays @super_OG05]

"You can take the girl out the hood but can't take the hood out the girl." #shitmysupervisorsays

[ShitMySupervisorSays @super_OG05]

"That's apple pie better be hot bc I will flip this fucking table over." #shitmysupervisorsays

[ShitMySupervisorSays @super_OG05]

"I'm gonna kick your penis." #shitmysupervisorsays

[ShitMySupervisorSays @super_OG05]

"I had baked beans and cornbread for breakfast this morning bc u know what, fuck bitches!" #shitmysupervisorsays

[Kelsey Smith l Film Photographer 📷 @Kelsey_Smith18]

I'll text people 48 times in a row with no shame

[ShitMySupervisorSays @super_OG05]

"Lean Pockets are bullshit!" #shitmysupervisorsays

[ShitMySupervisorSays @super_OG05]

Me: "Why did no one tell me this?!"
Supervisor: "Because ur friends with generic names suck."
#shitmysupervisorsays

[ShitMySupervisorSays @super_OG05]

"I got cheez-its on my glasses." #shitmysupervisorsays