Bongani

Everything that succeeds creates a condition for it's own demise, like a fire, it burns the fuel that feeds it and goes out.

[PostCologne @zack_nator]

Olise’s fit, it’s wearing him. He’s not owning it. That nonchalance doesn’t work with couture.

[👑 Emily T 👑 @morwediwateffo]

LIFE IN TEMBISA 😴😭

00:00 - 03:00 Gunshots
03:30 - 05:00 Barking dogs
05:30 - 07:00 School transport hooter
08:00 - 12:00 Amapiano
12:30 - 13:00 Strike
13:30 - 18:00 Popi! popi! R5 tomato
19:00 - 21:00 🚔🚁 Police searching for a Polo
21:00 - 22:00 👫🗡️ "Mpolaye Thato!

[Curtis Woodhouse BEM @curtiswoodhous8]

It’s been happening to men for years and nobody ever gives a shit. Normally they laugh, haha you go girl, get that money.

Roles are reversed and now it’s an issue. Get in the bin

[Toheb @Toheb22]

No amount of jerking off can beat sliding in pussy.

[chaotic cutie. @keziah_sanders]

Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

This is why women have convinced themselves that they’re better cheaters. It only seems that way because they’re cheating with men who know how to play their role. Your side boyfriend knows his place because he has no desire to be your main. He already knows that you’re not trustworthy. Men also know the dangers involved so they don’t want to be caught by your boyfriend.

Women think they can miraculously change the ways of a cheating man so they want the girlfriend’s place or her attention at the very least. There are rarely any consequences in being caught either.

[illythehost @illythehost]

They actually text. They even call. They share link to spotify. play imessage games. like girls are cool people if they vibe with you mate.

[Null @Vhoyde]

😂😂😂

[Woman @satoraurgojo]

This video makes me seriously tear up I feel so mentally ill he’s genuinely born for this shit

[member of Hamas🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @kwets11]

Ayo @grok if Soweto, the largest township in South Africa, was a country, how many east African countries would have a higher GDP per capita than Soweto?

[𝐥𝐞𝐲𝐞.𝐨𝐠 @leyeojeniyi]

you know what’s crazy? it ends on a random tuesday too.

[🎀🎀 @alimahtoxic]

So you're telling me the demonic horniness I feel during ovulation is what men feel regularly

[Patriot @PatrioticNews24]

bothata ke pouch.

[Null @Vhoyde]

Tyler Perry makes movies of questionable quality, but he keeps black actors paid.

[refentse @refentsek_]

hee.e ra ja tlhe

[oozyooh @oozyooh]

lol hayi ndigugile.

[Idris Elbow 💪🏾 @YallLuvCris]

If this was true we wouldn’t see so many tweets about the legendary super ex who did everything right but somehow he still became an ex…

[Gasane @Swelabelusi]

hard to flirt when you guys want vula mlomo at every turn😭😂

[TerryGiant @TerryGiant97]

Ah yes, coz dudes willing to commit violent crimes like murder and assault are definitely gonna draw the line at breaking a 9 PM curfew

And also who's enforcing this curfew at night? Male police/security? The military? Y'all really run these takes with zero processing power man