Alex Sumpter

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@BurgerKingUK not really up to scratch is it . . .

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@Simmzy14 Because it’s arsenal of course

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@Warburtons I know you do thins now, but this is a step too far! Where’s the rest of my 6th crumpet??

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@FA_PGMOL excelling themselves again this week. Top job lads.

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@UtilitaBowl @thehundred £3.50 for a can of Sprite, are you on crack?

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@applesucker Almost sent that to you earlier

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@applesucker Your wall 💔

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@applesucker @andyfern Fuck my life, I think there’s bigger issues to worry about!

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@Simmzy14 @BakerTeee You can have him for £150m (although, spoiler alert, his legs have gone!)

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@Simmzy14 You’re only saying that because you’re top 😂😂

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@wembleystadium £4.20 for a Fanta, really?

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@morichopso @RBWM whoever is in charge of the lights in the underpass on Cox Green Road, can you put another 50p in the meter?

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@applesucker I’m scared

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@applesucker You stealing my words! 😂

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@SW4_Womble @AFCWimbledon You look quite tired 😂

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@applesucker Chances of that happening?

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@applesucker ❤️❤️

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@MagnumUK Hey Magnum, where’s my stick??

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@applesucker @resy I expect it in Soho imminently

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@Chris_Stark After extensive research, they taste best on the BBQ - next level!