Shaun

[Shaun @superawesomeme]

@Telegraph Is one of the 7 things "putting clickbait articles behind a paywall"?

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@kymberleymariex I'm glad I wasn't the only one who heard that and got confused

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@hicasamadim It's 32. How are you all getting it so wrong?

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@FionaDiomond Yes

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@neighbours_edit @neighbours When you're playing footsie under the table and you go a little too high 😜

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@jonlis1 Boris was permanently partying!

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@marksandspencer @AldiUK @Tesco @asda @LidlGB @meme_zar Newbury Retail Park

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@BladeoftheS I mean it hardly takes scientific research to come to that conclusion haha

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@SB_Sarah10 In fairness I'd refuse to even be in a situation that involved meeting him. He is a vile and odious man.

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@archer_rs They need to stop it with these Addams Family reboots already!

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@dib50511659 @parkcommunicate Is Gregg the big guy on D Wing that likes a little toad in the hole every now and then?

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@parkcommunicate A young twink like this is going to have more sausage than he knows what to do with. He'll come out of prison older, hopefully wiser, and with a hole the size of the Channel Tunnel!

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@mrjamesob The way she kept talking over people was infuriating. That poor trans woman had to suffer through a monologue that made Shakespeare sound snappy. It was bad.

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@g_gosden OMG I love her already!

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@mrjamesob A few good bits where she seemingly presented herself as a decent human being, but it was largely a platform for her to think tank how she was going to "reform" (pun intended) the party, excuse past behaviour and slag off Starmer. #unimpressed

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@janefd @BravoOscarRomeo @SuellaBraverman @mrjamesob Over her mouth hopefully

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@andreajenkyns Unfortunately it's not goodbye #brexit. Kier Starmer has been clear that he has no intention of ever rejoining the Single Market, Customs Union or the EU, so the gammon get to keep their sunlit uplands while the rest of us continue to be punished

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@AldiUK is there any reason your Lacura Caviar Night Cream is only for women?

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@MarieRackham @dave43law Is that the ear with the bullet or the other one?

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@dave43law Trump looking like "I'd hit that ass!"