🏳️‍⚧️🦇🎧☢️ Paisley ~「The Squire's Temptation」

★ Paisley (agender, it/its) ★ 26 ★ icon by @3nfy5 ★ likes/replies may be NSFW ★ A Splendid Time Is Guaranteed For All ★ 🤍🌈😻💜🦌💖🧚‍♀️

[🏳️‍⚧️🦇🎧☢️ Paisley ~「The Squire's Temptation」 @superbeanbat64]

one more, for old time's sake

[Synth Potato🥔 @SynthPotato]

7) Secret mission failed Cut Scenes

There are many secret scenes for failling missions in GTA SA, most famously the "all you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!" scene, however here's one you probably didn't know about:

If you jump out of the plane in Stowaway without a parachute, you get this cut scene:

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

my 1 inch tall soldiers are marching over to your house going "hup hup hup hup"

[molly ��� @mollymishy]

…. don-chan ????

[zach reinert @zachreinert0]

Why would I want it to be louder

[🏳️‍⚧️🦇🎧☢️ Paisley ~「The Squire's Temptation」 @superbeanbat64]

today, the abyss sounded like anime

[🎀 Supposed Persona Photoshop Master @PersonaFusions]

yu takes nanako to ikea

[jeffyjeff @funnyvileplume]

evil shoes worn by evil baby

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

The Stinky Cheese Man and other Nasty Fucking Stories

[🏳️‍⚧️🦇🎧☢️ Paisley ~「The Squire's Temptation」 @superbeanbat64]

that dialogue also sounds like count dracula calling me a slur

[🏳️‍⚧️🦇🎧☢️ Paisley ~「The Squire's Temptation」 @superbeanbat64]

what did you just call me??

[🏳️‍⚧️🦇🎧☢️ Paisley ~「The Squire's Temptation」 @superbeanbat64]

it's the thing everybody talks about but it is nonetheless extremely funny every time the werewolves are around and they're shirtless for no reason, like in the rain even sometimes

[🏳️‍⚧️🦇🎧☢️ Paisley ~「The Squire's Temptation」 @superbeanbat64]

deerdre and i are watching the twilight movies, we just started new moon

[🏳️‍⚧️🦇🎧☢️ Paisley ~「The Squire's Temptation」 @superbeanbat64]

edward smash attacked bella all the way across the room into a fucking table because his weird twink brother he has sex with wanted her blood that came out of a tiny paper cut

[🏳️‍⚧️🦇🎧☢️ Paisley ~「The Squire's Temptation」 @superbeanbat64]

he must be a real thirsty guy

[🏳️‍⚧️🦇🎧☢️ Paisley ~「The Squire's Temptation」 @superbeanbat64]

quietly losing my shit over "Dracula's Juice Bucket"