Witchtopher Wart 🎃

Head Geek In Charge @ Geeks Who Drink. (I make funny trivia). Jeopardy 6-timer. He/Him. Check this shit out:

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I’ll miss Twitter. Not as much as I’ll miss elections, but still.

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Hear me out: A quiz show where the prize is little dog kisses, called Blepardy.

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Currently listening to Weird Al’s “Ones That Got Away.”

🎵 tell me why / I don’t like mayonnaise 🎵

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It will be our little secret (of monkey island)

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I’m gonna try to make it as a professional painter. And you’ll know it’s me, because I’ll be using the name Drybrush Threepwood. Don’t tell anybody ok?

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History has its thighs on you.

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@RetkaGWD THANK YOU. Taylor who?

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@GarrulousGamer I’ve heard it. I don’t like it, but I’ve heard it.

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I guess I didn’t realize there was any other way to use it

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It makes me mad that this is pretty good https://t.co/ZcSOkea9S8

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In a sobering sign of the times, IKEA is now selling housewarming license plates for people who live in their cars.

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Same

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AUTOCOMPLETE TIME

Freedom’s just another word for me being in the back pocket and being put down for being in my head

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It’s finally time to acknowledge that I don’t understand what is happening in this photograph.

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Three people, two of whom have chicken upgrades. Just sayin.

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Oh, so *that’s* why you put my name on it

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BREAKING: Free Speech Systems changes name to Very Expensive Speech Systems

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“I swear, sometimes it feels like I’m talking to a rock.”

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Pro tip: Never be married to me

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(Yes, you can get one too, soon. Yes, this is #marketing)

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Hot damn, just today I got a shirt I can wear to that concert thing next year …