Cheyenne Warnock

[Cheyenne Warnock @supercheyenne01]

@terminallyOL Omg, what if she had said Tobey Maguire?

[Cheyenne Warnock @supercheyenne01]

@EliMcCann I realize your husband is not the best judge of whether things are pool parties, but at least that doesn't LOOK like a public fountain.

[Cheyenne Warnock @supercheyenne01]

Sorry I didn't respond. I composed a response in my head but lacked the executive function to commit it to text. But since I composed an answer in my head, my brain filed it in the finished file, never to be thought of again.

[Cheyenne Warnock @supercheyenne01]

@InLumineDomini @codebrewed Same!

[Cheyenne Warnock @supercheyenne01]

@codebrewed It's not just every airport, it's day to day. I once flew out of Atlanta twice in a week. First time it was shoes off, electronics out of your bag. Second time it was look at that idiot standing there in socks holding a Kindle.

[Cheyenne Warnock @supercheyenne01]

@OrevaZSN Can confirm. A few years ago my kids and I saw a McDonald's billboard that just said, "Behold the biscuits!" My kids quote it constantly (often replacing "biscuits" with whatever is at hand), and it never fails to bring the house down.

[Cheyenne Warnock @supercheyenne01]

Thoughts and prayers to the next batch of bakers on #GBBO. I hear there's a heat wave, so I must assume they are currently filming chocolate week.

[Cheyenne Warnock @supercheyenne01]

I hope that I am, like, effortlessly cool, because I definitely have the lack of effort part down.

[Cheyenne Warnock @supercheyenne01]

Designing bras with removable pads is a weird way to announce to the world that you have never known an actual woman.

[Cheyenne Warnock @supercheyenne01]

@jayythewave The imagery of this season of the United States is a little on-the-nose.

[Cheyenne Warnock @supercheyenne01]

The thing is, I believe Trump on the whole Jesus/doctor thing. That man is so far removed from Jesus, I sincerely believe he saw that picture and thought, "Sweet, it's me as a peaceful hippie healing people!"

[Ryan B @Network_Guy8]

Artemis II just sent this back. structure looks intact

[Cheyenne Warnock @supercheyenne01]

@theashleyray The 94 meetings episode (where April scheduled all Ron's meetings for March 31 because she thought March only had 30 days) is my Roman empire.

[Cheyenne Warnock @supercheyenne01]

Just heard an agent on Jill Biden's security detail "accidentally shot himself in the leg."

[Cheyenne Warnock @supercheyenne01]

@Mr_Husky1 My daughter said "Jennifer" instead of "general" and it is now part of the family lexicon. I heard my 12-year-old say it yesterday.

[Cheyenne Warnock @supercheyenne01]

@HormoneHangover A stranger once plunged into a freezing Lake Washington to "save" my toddler who was walking out to his brother who was a few feet from shore. She snatched up my suddenly terrified child and hauled him to shore and then made a huge deal about how she had to save him.

[Cheyenne Warnock @supercheyenne01]

@HormoneHangover My sister's 7-year-old is obsessed with being brave and strong. She also has growth hormone deficiency, so at 5 she looked 2 and my sister constantly had moms jibbering at the playground when my niece inevitably picked the largest slide to play on.

[Cheyenne Warnock @supercheyenne01]

@alaskastardust When my son was 4 we took a fabulous trip to New York City. We went everywhere and it was so fun, but my son absolutely lost his mind when he saw a rat in the subway. My son is 15 now and still talks about how much he loved subway rat.

[Cheyenne Warnock @supercheyenne01]

NYC cops walking into a snow ball fight.