Rogue Trader, CFA®

This does not constitute investment advice.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Average down on Greek Drachma on the black market using homoskedacity to micro-hedge involuntary bankruptcy.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Short hedge tightening mezzanine tranches using leptokurtosis to optimize for covariance stationarity.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Sell tightening balloon options using autoregressive conditional heteroskedacity to monetize the singularity.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Open an outsized position in below-par mezzanine tranches using portfolio remapping to optimize for an upcoming accounting scandal.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Rotate holdings into conditional binary options using a dedicated short bias to micro-hedge gains trading.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Take a position against callable prior lien bonds using a deterministic volatility function model to profit from the collapse of China's economy.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Average up on preferred AIG stock using Gold's Death Cross to offset gamma exposure.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Take a position against preferred AIG stock using passive investing to offset counterparty risk.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Take a short position in auction rate securities using STARC bands to hedge a flash crash.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Take a short position in Eurobonds using parabolic indicators to optimize for an exhaustion gap.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Backfill below-par balance sheet CDOs using gradient approximation to maximize the effects of potential exposure.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Take a short interest in platinum futures using Forex pivot points to exploit Greek austerity measures.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Rotate holdings into S&P 500 futures using secured debt to hedge a SARS outbreak.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Accumulate convertible revenue bonds using stop-loss limits to maximize return on insufficient Federal stimulus.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Rotate holdings into short-term Treasury bills using a supermartingale to maximize the effects of an Asian Financial Crisis.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Acquire extendable YHOO call options using a stochastic volatility model to micro-hedge a flash crash.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Enter a bracketed sell order on tightening swaptions using an autoregressive integrated moving average to leverage easy money.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Corner the market in above-par revenue bonds using The Big Mac index to optimize for Treasury-Eurodollar spreads.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Take a short position in highly-leveraged planned amortization bonds using Bayesian approximations to leverage a Norwegian bank run.

[Rogue Trader, CFA® @supercontrarian]

Take a short interest in contingent total return swaps using forced liquidation to leverage pre-settlement risk.